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  • Annoying songs which stick for years

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    Songs listed here may haunt you for days and weeks...for some instance years has been recorded!



    OK.



    Here are mine...

    Come on Irene (Poxy midnight runners)

    Happy talk (It goes like... happy happy happy du do da~ arggggh)

    Things can only get better (D-ream)



    Sky

  • #2
    Hi Sky



    IMO the most annoying song ever written was Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus.



    I really don't have to explain why!!



    :banghead:

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    • #3
      hehe you mean "hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose, buy a jumbo jet then bury all your clothes!!



      classic annoyance! :lol:



      hang on, the full version!! :lol:



      Useless Fact:

      The Chicken Song was written by the same people who write the scripts to Red Dwarf.





      It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air

      When those two wet G*ts, with their girly curly hair

      Make another song, for marronic holidays

      that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways

      From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France

      No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance



      Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose

      Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes

      Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth

      Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.



      Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe

      Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo

      Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears

      Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears



      The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating

      It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..



      Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose

      Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes

      Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos

      And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars

      You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars



      Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe

      Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo

      Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak

      And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks



      Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose

      Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes

      la la la la la la la....



      (voice in the background at the end: "'ay - we had a laugh!")





      sorry! you may now all throw rotton fruit at me!! :lol: :P

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      • #4
        And really annoying were those terrible Jive Bunny mixes. They all seemed to make it to No 1 (what was that all about ?)

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        • #5
          Oh Beth, How COULD you - eeeeeekkkk! :wacko:



          Oy you Sky, Leave D:ream alone!!!! :lol:



          And my contribution:



          Paul McCartney (ugh) and the Frog Chorus - 'We all Stand Together' - nasty.



          What about 'Grandma We Love you' - just right for this time of year!! :lol:

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          • #6
            Beth, there was really NO need to post those lyrics, aaargh!!!!
            http://bestsmileys.com/sparkle/1.gif



            I decree today that life

            Is simply taking and not giving

            England is mine - it owes me a living

            But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

            Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




            Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



            I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



            "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



            The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



            An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



            Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



            Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



            There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



            Carpe Diem



            Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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            • #7
              Shaddapa You Face!!!!



              I'm not being rude - it's that godawful Joe Dolce one 8-X

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              • #8
                That Smurf thing with Father Abraham. Heard it on radio the other day - nearly threw radio out car window - then realised it was easier to just turn it off.....
                "You have to be the change you wish to see in the world"

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                • #9
                  Talk of chickens....



                  "I feel like chicken tonight chicken tonight" TV commercial. :banghead:



                  Sky

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                  • #10
                    That STUPID advert with Tara SmarmerPalmer Smonkinson.



                    The one of her in the bath eating Walkers Sensation crisps going,



                    "Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, ..."



                    You get the picture.



                    :lol:

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                    • #11
                      que?



                      i havent seen that one...the mind boggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      http://bestsmileys.com/sparkle/1.gif



                      I decree today that life

                      Is simply taking and not giving

                      England is mine - it owes me a living

                      But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

                      Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




                      Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



                      I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



                      "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



                      The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



                      An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



                      Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



                      Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



                      There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



                      Carpe Diem



                      Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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                      • #12
                        I think the amazing thing about the Chicken Song is that it was written as a joke to make fun of holiday hits - like the birdy song (now that is annoying) and then it became a bigger, more annoying hit than all of them.



                        I find all rap songs sung by fat inarticulate blokes in anoraks, wooly hats and baggy trousers very annoying indeed - but then that's probably because I'm a bit of an old f*rt

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