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  • CHRISHMUSH CAKE RESHIPEE

    THE IDEAL CHRISTMAS CAKE



    > > Ingredients:

    > > 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of

    > > brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts,1 bottle Rum, 2

    cups

    > > of dried fruit.

    > >

    > > Sample the rum to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the rum again.

    > To

    > > be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    > >

    > > Repeat.

    > >

    > > Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

    bowl.

    > > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.At this point it's best to make

    > sure

    > > the rum is shtill OK.

    > >

    > > Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

    > > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    > > Pick fruit off floor.

    > > Mix on the turner.

    > > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a

    > > sdrewscriver.

    > >

    > > Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.

    > > Next, sift two cups of salt.Or something. Who giveshz a sh**.

    > >

    > > Check the rum.

    > > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    > > Add one table.

    > > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.Whatever you can find.

    > > Greash the oven and P**S in the fridge.

    > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    > > Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    > >

    > > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the rum

    > > and kiss the cat.

    > > Fall into bed.

    > >

    > > CHERRY MISTMAS !!!
    BE BOLSHY - RECLAIM YOUR GARDEN!

  • #2
    CHEERS!!!! :lol: :wine:

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    • #3




      Oh my,



      Just what would Delia say??!!! :lol:



      :drunk:

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      • #4
        :lol:



        Nice one Mrs B :lol: :wine:

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        • #5
          that is hysterical, thanks for that.... :lol: :hihi:

          :notworthy:
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          • #6
            Sounds an excellent recipe Mrs B!!



            :wine:

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