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    A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the cars oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.



    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees a McDonalds, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big smarties McFlurry and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.



    After finishing his McFlurry, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've just blown a seal."



    "No, no, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice-cream."





    It gave me a chuckle :lol: :lol: :lol:



    Tri

  • #2
    :hihi: :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Oh dear :blush: :blush: :blush:



      Just read this a different way :blush:



      Tri

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      • #4
        If anyone objects...it shall be removed swiftly :blush:



        Tri

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        • #5
          :lol: :lol:



          :hihi:

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          • #6
            I've heard it before but ..... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:



            And last time I heard it, the teller didn't quite get it ... :P

            at first :lol:



            Nice one Tri, and thanks :thumbs:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tristar@Nov 10 2003, 6:11 PM

              Oh dearÂ* :blush:Â* :blush:Â* :blush:
              Bless! :lol: No probs. P'raps we just have ruder minds?!!

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              • #8
                Oooooooooooooooooo Tri :lol: :hihi: :P



                Thats rudey dudey.



                :lol:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by tristar@Nov 10 2003, 6:11 PM

                  Just read this a different wayÂ* :blush:

                  Who believes this statement? :hihi: :lol: :hihi: :P

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                  • #10
                    Tri......v good!! :lol: :lol: :hihi:



                    :blush: :blush: Bless!



                    Sapph

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                    • #11
                      hehe



                      but i wonder what you thought it meant tri???? :lol: B)



                      nice one
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                      • #12
                        Looking at it now..... :hihi: :lol: :hihi:



                        and I thought it was innocent :lol: Penguins and seals and all that :lol:



                        Tri

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                        • #13


                          Tristar!!!



                          I am very shocked! :lol:



                          I'd like know what you first thought it meant too cos I can't work an innocent version out!! :blush: (I must have a sewer brain...)



                          :lol: :hihi:

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                          • #14
                            Okay Okay



                            I already feel errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr really dim, please don't make it worse :hihi: :lol: :lol:



                            Just an innocent at heart I suppose :lol: :hihi: :lol:



                            Tri

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