Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

A Couple More

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • A Couple More

    A woman went to the doctors office, where she was seen by one of the

    new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room,

    she burst out,screaming as she ran down the hall.



    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she

    >told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and

    relax in another room.



    The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first

    doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry

    is 63 years old,she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you

    told her she was pregnant?"



    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without

    looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"



    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------



    The other night a woman was invited for a night out with the girls."

    She told her husband that she'd be home by midnight, "I promise!"



    Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too

    easy. Around

    3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, she headed for home. Just as she got in

    the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3

    times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she

    cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming

    up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order

    to escape a possible conflict with him.



    The next morning her husband asked what time she got in, and she

    told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. "Whew!" She

    thought. "Got away with that one!"



    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why,

    he said,

    "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh

    sh**," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3

    times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the cat and

    f*rted."

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

  • #2
    :lol: :lol: :lol: @ the last one!!!!



    That's the kind of thing I'd do :lol:



    Keep 'em coming Misty

    Comment

    Working...
    X