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  • Why We Love Kids

    I hope I've not posted these before, but they gave me a giggle anyway



    Why we love Kids



    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer

    evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and

    waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I

    heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't

    wearing a seat belt!"

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    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me

    he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and

    threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,

    then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it

    up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one

    out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

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    On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a

    note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by

    this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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    A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the

    jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old

    daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child

    said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone

    to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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    POLICE # 2

    It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of

    the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was

    barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog

    you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled,

    the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally

    he said, "What'd he do?"

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    ELDERLY

    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly

    shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon

    rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances

    of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One

    day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a

    glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions,

    she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never

    believe this!"

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    DRESS-UP

    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she

    saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't

    wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always

    gives you a headache the next morning."

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    SCHOOL

    A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just

    wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't

    write and they won't let me talk!"

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    "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

  • #2
    hehe kids can say funny things!!

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    • #3
      Out the mouth of babes, you can't beat them. they make you smile even when your down.

      keep them coming.



      BATS

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      • #4
        very true, Bats :P





        Sapph

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