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    What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

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    Doug or a cured NFH :lol:



    Sorry!!! One of my son's again :lol:



    Tri :lol:

  • #2
    hehehee



    thats so old but I still sat here chuckling to myself!!



    please thank your son for making me smile!!

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    • #3


      That's an ancient old stinker, but reminds me.....



      What do you call a guy with NO shovel on his head???? :huh:

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      Come on, you know you know it...! :lol:

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      Dug-less !!! (Douglas)



      Oh, the old crustyness of it... :hihi:

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      • #4
        (apologies for all the people with these names for real )



        Q.1. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?





        Q.2. What do you call a man with a car on his head?





        Q.3. What do you call a man with a block of timber on his head (first name only)?





        Q.4. What do you call a man with three blocks of timber on his head? (first name and surname)?





        And I'm not as nice as Tristar and mazza, I'll let you suffer. :lol: Give me your answers please. :P

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        • #5
          hehe I know!!



          but not going to spoil it for everyone else!! :P

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          • #6
            :lol:





            what about:



            (this is my personal favourite)



            what do you call a man with a sandal on his head?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????





            anyone?? :hihi: :hihi: :P
            http://bestsmileys.com/sparkle/1.gif



            I decree today that life

            Is simply taking and not giving

            England is mine - it owes me a living

            But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

            Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




            Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



            I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



            "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



            The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



            An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



            Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



            Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



            There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



            Carpe Diem



            Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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            • #7
              OMG



              Too many questions!! And none of them numbered...at least kevinp had the decency to ask less questions AND number them :lol:



              One of them is Ed, ????



              Sapph

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              • #8
                With you there mate :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:



                No wonder I have a headache. Join the club :P



                Sapphy

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                • #9
                  1. Unlucky



                  2. Dead unlucky



                  3. Blockhead



                  4. Show off



                  I'll let somebody else give the correct answers



                  Misty
                  "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

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                  • #10
                    I've now given you numbers :lol:



                    sapphy >>> Ed would just be someone with a head - what do you call him if he's got a block of timber on it?



                    Misty :lol: How true. :P

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                    • #11
                      What do you call your NFH?



                      :angry: CENSORED :angry:



                      :lol: :ban: :nfh1: :hihi: :jump:

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                      • #12
                        :lol:



                        i forgot about this thread...and i never gave the answer to my joke!!!



                        what do you call a man with a sandal on his head???





                        Phillip Flop!!!! :hihi: :lol: :P







                        yeah, well ok, i think its funny, so there! :P





                        p.s. i call my neighbours rude words i have learned in a foreign lingo so i can be sure they cant lip read me and work it out!
                        http://bestsmileys.com/sparkle/1.gif



                        I decree today that life

                        Is simply taking and not giving

                        England is mine - it owes me a living

                        But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

                        Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




                        Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



                        I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



                        "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



                        The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



                        An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



                        Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



                        Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



                        There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



                        Carpe Diem



                        Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by hollygolightly@Aug 19 2003, 11:40 PM

                          Q.1. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

                          Q.2. What do you call a man with a car on his head?

                          Q.3. What do you call a man with a block of timber on his head (first name only)?

                          Q.4. What do you call a man with three blocks of timber on his head? (first name and surname)?

                          Ooops, sorry I forgot about this topic :lol:



                          1. Cliff

                          2. Jack

                          3. Edward (Head wood)

                          4. Edward Woodward (head wood wood wood)



                          :lol:



                          I've always liked them :P

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