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    Another e-mail I got.



    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....

    IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

    AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.

    AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON - you get time off for good behaviour.

    AT WORK - you get more work for good behaviour.



    IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK - you

    must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.

    AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.

    AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.

    AT WORK - your can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

    AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct

    taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

    IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK

    - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.

    AT WORK - they are called managers.

    SO WHY IS IT AGAIN THAT WE WORK?



    Where are we better off? :hihi:

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    :lol:



    So true :lol:



    :banghead: Why?

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    • #3
      Tragic but true



      Old people die of hyperthermia while prisoners are fed and kept warm at our expense



      Oops, sorry wrong folder



      Misty
      "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

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      • #4
        How true is that :lol: :lol:
        http://www.dawnie.interwebs.co.uk/Heart1.gif

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        • #5
          nice little thing there thanks tri!



          so sad so true though

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          • #6
            sorry...don't know if I was meant to ...nearly fell off myseat laughing....

            ... :lol:



            Sapph

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            • #7
              ooooooh, scary true?!! :lol: :lol:

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              • #8
                Yes, but whilst this is true, your worker do not have to spend his nights sharing a locked 8 x 10 cell with a 21 stone man who insists on calling him "Gloria" and "honeybun..." And who thinks he look "sooo cute in that nice little gingham dress" that he just loves him to wear. :lol:

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                • #9
                  Neighboured



                  Very vivid imagination!? :lol:



                  Sapph

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                  • #10
                    Of course I have a vivid imagination! Goes with the job of being a journalist. B) PS. Please read my new up-dated post above!

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