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  • Just Wondering

    A friend of mine emailed me this.



    “Can you imagine working for a company that has little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:



    29 have been accused of spousal abuse.

    7 have been arrested for fraud.

    19 have been accused of writing bad checks.

    117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

    3 have done time for assault.

    71 cannot get credit cards due to bad debt.

    14 have been arrested on drug related charges

    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

    84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.



    Can you guess which organization this is? “ :unsure:



    I know the answer; wonder if any of you can guess the name of this organization.



    I’ll post the answer if nobody figures it out.



    Kevin

  • #2
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    • #3
      no

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      • #4
        Is it a UK PLC or foreign one.??



        my bet is its a dodgy kitchen fitting/ double glazing company....
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        I decree today that life

        Is simply taking and not giving

        England is mine - it owes me a living

        But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

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        • #5
          I think it could be any company any where.....as in the one we work in or you work in!



          I bet it would average out like like in all jobs and companies all over the country!!

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          • #6
            I was going to say Police too.



            :huh:

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            • #7
              cant be police, not enough employees, but it would make sense!!!
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              I decree today that life

              Is simply taking and not giving

              England is mine - it owes me a living

              But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

              Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




              Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



              I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



              "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



              The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



              An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



              Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



              Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



              There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



              Carpe Diem



              Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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              • #8
                The Prison Service?



                The CPS?

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                • #9
                  can i have another guess, is it 'the accident group' - the ones that went bust????
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                  I decree today that life

                  Is simply taking and not giving

                  England is mine - it owes me a living

                  But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

                  Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




                  Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



                  I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



                  "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



                  The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



                  An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



                  Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



                  Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



                  There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



                  Carpe Diem



                  Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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                  • #10
                    MI5? :huh: :lol:

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                    • #11
                      I'm sure I've seen that before. Is it something like the US senate or house of representatives?



                      Misty
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                      • #12
                        I would say that they are all employees at the whitehouse :lol:



                        Remember Bill & Monica :lol:

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                        • #13
                          Hi all,



                          Misty take a gold star



                          “The answer is the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws every year designed to keep the Americans in line.”



                          God bless America. :hihi: :hihi:



                          Kevin

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                          • #14
                            :lol:



                            he he he



                            got any more of those kevin??
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                            I decree today that life

                            Is simply taking and not giving

                            England is mine - it owes me a living

                            But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

                            Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye ~ Morrisey/Marr




                            Politics is Showbusiness for ugly people ~ Jay Leno



                            I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh***ters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like ar*e-lickers. ~ Sir Alan Sugar



                            "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." ~ Samuel Johnson



                            The secret of success is the capacity to overcome failure ~ Noel Coward



                            An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today ~ Laurence J. Peter



                            Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron



                            Better bread with water than cake with trouble ~ Russian Proverb



                            There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a cup of tea ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux



                            Carpe Diem



                            Give Yourself to It ~ Sue Gadenne

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                            • #15
                              Thanks Although I'm sure if we dug deep enough we'd find similar statistics on our own polititicians



                              Misty
                              "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

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