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  • Be Nice To An Nfh, They Need Love Too?

    *silly general musing*



    People, I had a weird thought about 1 minute ago ...



    We are constantly insulting and being rude about our NFH's, due to the awful harrassment we recieve. I wonder though, what would your NFH be like if that behaviour was removed?



    Would a small amount of love and affection towards them help temper their hateful and sometimes, frankly bizarre behaviour?



    I urge you ... lets spend a day being nice to them. Give them a hug. Make them a cup of tea. Let them feel that despite their 'hard callous exterior' you know there is a soft buttery lovable core inside, all waiting to be squished.



    Mayby, with patient tenderness, we can change them into the neighbour we always wanted - kind, considerate - the sort of person who would lend you their power tools.



    Go on, hug an NFH (if you can do it without being arrested)



    FF (
    Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"



    Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"



    Howard:"I know...of you"



    Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

    Lovely lady with the eye

    Lovely lady with the eye

    You've only got one but it's a good one

    Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

    coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

    Yeah! I'm in a band..."

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    FF. We've done all that.



    Whenever we've had to speak to the NFH, though its always been his wife or throwing a ball back over to the kids we've always been as nice as pie.



    We had a spate of parcels for the NFH delivered to our place for a while. Me and Mrs Rockbank used to fight over who could take it round. You should see the look on their faces when you take it there and act as nice as anything.



    It drives them up the wall.
    Now, these creatures are bringers of death and misery. They will never eat, they will never sleep, and they will never stop.



    We are part of an ancient secret society. For three thousand years we have guarded the Cities and Towns. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the NFH from ever being reborn into this world.




    So what's the plan?



    Rescue the damsel in distress, stop the bad guys, save the world.

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    • #3
      LOL



      FF
      Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"



      Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"



      Howard:"I know...of you"



      Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

      Lovely lady with the eye

      Lovely lady with the eye

      You've only got one but it's a good one

      Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

      coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

      Yeah! I'm in a band..."

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      • #4
        :lol:



        Once again FF, you crack me up :hihi: :hihi:



        I would rather eat my own hair than go within huggin distance of the ugly old witch!!!



        i woldnt mind seeing her get a hug from a HGV, that would be very sweet!!!!





        you little devil, FF



        HEHEHEHEHEH
        http://bestsmileys.com/sparkle/1.gif



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        • #5
          Originally posted by freakyfun@Aug 11 2003, 12:18 PM

          I urge you ... lets spend a day being nice to them. Give them a hug. Make them a cup of tea. Let them feel that despite their 'hard callous exterior' you know there is a soft buttery lovable core inside, all waiting to be squished.
          Ahhhhhh yes, an 'adopt an NFH day'!



          What a marvellous concept......we can then group them all together........and.......



          as the Horsefans would say.....NUKE them! :lol:



          "Love conquers all" - the phrase.........



          Should maybe be changed to:



          "Love conquers all, except NFH, sorry they're exempt" :lol:



          Was that a pint of Meths you had then? :P :P



          :yobs: :nfh1: :ban:

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          • #6
            Been there, done that (well not the hugging ), got the t-shirt and the knife in the back.



            Next time I get the urge I'm going crocodile cuddling instead :P



            Misty
            "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

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            • #7
              Please ignore these silly posts of mine, they really don't deserve replies



              And it was an imaginary bottle of bootleg peach schnapps.



              I'm imagining I don't feel well now.



              FF
              Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"



              Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"



              Howard:"I know...of you"



              Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

              Lovely lady with the eye

              Lovely lady with the eye

              You've only got one but it's a good one

              Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

              coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

              Yeah! I'm in a band..."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by freakyfun@Aug 11 2003, 3:05 PM

                Please ignore these silly posts of mine, they really don't deserve replies
                Gawd, you're not 'sleep posting' are you by any chance? :lol: :P

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                • #9
                  Gawd, you're not 'sleep posting' are you by any chance?


                  I hope not, seeing as how I'm at work ..



                  FF
                  Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"



                  Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"



                  Howard:"I know...of you"



                  Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

                  Lovely lady with the eye

                  Lovely lady with the eye

                  You've only got one but it's a good one

                  Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

                  coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

                  Yeah! I'm in a band..."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by freakyfun@Aug 11 2003, 3:22 PM

                    I hope not, seeing as how I'm at work ..Â*
                    LOL.............yikes, is that your boss I can see behind you?! :P :P

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                    • #11




                      Boo!



                      They're behind you freaky!!!



                      Look out :lol:

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                      • #12
                        our first nfh was actually a nice bloke.........when not being nfh



                        he would help people out but have this all weekend parties and never put the bin out!

                        and other stuff too



                        but apart from that he seemed fine!!!! :blink: :blink:

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                        • #13
                          do you sometimes wonder if they have a wbsite where they share their stories? i hope not, the sick b*ggers.

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                          • #14
                            I'm dreading the day when two people who post on this board about their horrible next door neighbour suddenly realise that they live next door to each other!



                            Shudder



                            FF
                            Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"



                            Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"



                            Howard:"I know...of you"



                            Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

                            Lovely lady with the eye

                            Lovely lady with the eye

                            You've only got one but it's a good one

                            Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

                            coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

                            Yeah! I'm in a band..."

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                            • #15
                              I've wondered that too freaky :huh: :lol:

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