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    FAMILIES have been forced to flee a Macclesfield street fearing for their own safety after being subjected to a campaign of terror.

    Read the story online at NFHiB.

  • #2
    *sigh* Yet again a damning example of the 16% of the population with low average IQ's

    Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"

    Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"

    Howard:"I know...of you"

    Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

    Lovely lady with the eye

    Lovely lady with the eye

    You've only got one but it's a good one

    Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

    coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

    Yeah! I'm in a band..."


    • #3
      Well, as funny as it may sound. I used to live near there years ago. Its an area called Upton Priory and is largely a council estate which housed familes that had come from Scotland(Glasgow) to Manchester then to Macclesfield.

      I went to school at the local primary. Had a brilliant time there from what I recall but looking back it was clear that many of the parents had some "issues" which unfortunately later became transferred to their kids. Many kids surnames were forever changing.

      I remember two of the dinner ladies beating each other up in the playground and one of the kids was shot at school by an air rifle.

      Later transpired that it was another parent who fired the rifle!
      Now, these creatures are bringers of death and misery. They will never eat, they will never sleep, and they will never stop.

      We are part of an ancient secret society. For three thousand years we have guarded the Cities and Towns. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the NFH from ever being reborn into this world.

      So what's the plan?

      Rescue the damsel in distress, stop the bad guys, save the world.