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    A NEIGHBOUR from hell threatened to set himself on fire in a four-hour siege.

    Read this news directly from NFH in Britain: News Online.

  • #2
    I am gonna say it, I dont care....

    One less to worry about.......

    runs away to hide h34r: h34r:

    I decree today that life

    Is simply taking and not giving

    England is mine - it owes me a living

    But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye

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    • #3
      Mhhmmmm, yes, I doubt this guy will get much of a public sympathy vote!

      Don't hide Annabel! :P


      • #4
        I think he needs professional help

        Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"

        Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"

        Howard:"I know...of you"

        Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

        Lovely lady with the eye

        Lovely lady with the eye

        You've only got one but it's a good one

        Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

        coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

        Yeah! I'm in a band..."


        • #5
          Oh, you can just see him can't you, stamping his little feet and demanding that he be allowed to do as he pleases :angry:

          He had no intention of setting himself alight, he was doing it to get attention. Either that or he's so awful even he can't stand living with himself :P

          "Almost anything you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. You must be the change that you wish to see in the world." Gandhi


          • #6
            Originally posted by Mistyeyeddreamer@Aug 12 2003, 5:06 PM

            Either that or he's so awful even he can't stand living with himself :P
            Hey, there's a thought you think anyone has ever reported themself to the EH Dept/HA, etc for being an NFH?! :lol:


            • #7
              Yeah, man! Professional help. Like: "Hey, bro! Here's a box of matches. Now, don't you strike them all at once, ya' hear?" :jump:


              • #8
                Gosh, what a brute.

                Obviously hasn't learned his lesson then.

                Oh well, he'll only be picked up again as a homeless case tomorrow by some other Council...


                • #9
                  I've heard that swan vestas are the best matches to buy...should I throw him a box? :lol: :P :lol:

                  Tri :lol:


                  • #10
                    If he needs any help lighting the matches i will be glad to help him on his merry way. Another SC*M bag out of the way.