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  • Neighbour Faces Jail In Dance School Row

    A retired Army major was facing prison today as a result of a 30-year row with his Mid Sussex dance school neighbours.


    Read the full story [email protected]!

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    There are many unrevoked laws still around these days e.g.



    With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.



    All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.



    It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).



    It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.



    It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.



    It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.









    As to whether they are still enforceable .. thats another matter



    FF
    Howard:"You wanna be careful, before you know it you'll wake up in a bush singing songs about brooms"



    Vince:"You don't know anything about me. Do you know anything about me?"



    Howard:"I know...of you"



    Vince:"Yeah, well, if you knew me you'd know that I don't sing songs about brooms...I sing songs about love...

    Lovely lady with the eye

    Lovely lady with the eye

    You've only got one but it's a good one

    Lovely lady with the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye

    coming forward on a string, thats not normal, urgh

    Yeah! I'm in a band..."

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      Originally posted by freakyfun@Aug 7 2003, 2:38 PM

      It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
      ROFL!



      Thanks FF :P



      This one could be dodgy............all I can say is, don't stand near a hot exhaust and do it! :lol:

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