NFHiB Poetry Competition

"Dear nfh"

(Submitted by: Karina)

Dear nfh, I feel it's my duty to say,
I don’t feel like being a good neighbour today,
I will play my music, as loud as I like,
If you don’t like it, take a hike!

I will be allowing my kids to jump and shout,
And intersperse that with some running about,
I shall be letting my dog run free in the yard,
I can't guarantee she wont try and eat you, but I'll try very hard.

I shall be inviting friends over for a general laugh,
With a view to being loud, obnoxious and daft,
I am thinking of parking outside your home,
Because I know you won't confront me when you think I'm home alone.

I may be having a sex session that may have a bit of screaming,
But if you come knocking on my door, I'll tell you that you were dreaming!
I might have loud bass on the music that will echo through the walls
But I know you would never dream of complaining at all.

I might be forced to call the EHO and tell him what he is,
‘A stupid, useless son of a *****, a lanky streak of ****!

All we want is to be left alone,
And not to feel like prisoners in a house we own!

So I ask you now to stop, you're driving me demented,
And if you carry it on, I'll have your heads cemented!