(Submitted by: CarrieUK)

There once was a neighbour called Troll,
Who thought himself witty and droll.

He says he’s a banker,
I think he’s a w**ker.

I pity the sad, sorry man.

The closing date for the NFHiB Forum Poem Competition was November 22nd 2004.

The Remit was: 1. Poems to be kept to a maximum of 250 words. 2. The competition was open to members of the NFHiB Forum Community only. 3. Poems to describe a past or current Neighbour From Hell (NFH) or the feelings, circumstances around a ‘NFH’ etc.