Hilarious Spam!

[Domestic Goddess]

I've just recieved an email from "Corporal Domestic Goddess" pertaining to be me in the year 2083. Apparantly the world is in mortal peril and only I can save it!!! Like what am I going to do?? Bake cookies?!!!!!
Anyway, I am supposed to put my finger on the screen so it can be security scanned and then click on the link to receive my message.

At least it was imaginiative!!! No doubt the link would lead me to some interesting porn sites.


Of course, there could be a massive cookie shortage in the future and I'm letting the world starve...oh well, pretty sure I'll be able to sleep tonight!!

[Tracee]

:) How funny is that! I wouldn't get so annoyed sifting through spam like that, I only get messages addressed to someone called Drew who I have come to believe has marital, financial and drug problems! :D

[Eeyore]

LOL DG :hihi: I never get anything as interesting as that!

[Domestic Goddess]

I got another one!!!

Domestic Goddess , Timesplitters are coming for you…
feeling weak very weak…
you must destroy the Splitters before they destroy us all.
Not long left, they’re on their way now, travelling back through time,
they will appear in Spring 2005.
don't hesitate to get the Timesplitters information... our future depends on you

Corporal Domestic Goddess
Timesplitters Resistance Group

:bigeyes: :hihi:

[Domestic Goddess]

:hihi: Aha! It['s a cool advert for a new game from EA games!! They make The Sims (of which I am a registered owner, so I get mailings about new products). So the world is NOT counting on me after all - phew!!

I can't believe I was only ranked as a Corporal!!!

[Eeyore]

:lol: :hihi: All i eber get is offers of Viagra! :lol: