NFH Theme tunes

[Planet 24]

I couldnt get this song out of my head today after playing Never Mind the bxxxxxxs album from the Sex Pistols.
Think it sums up my nfh nicely
'Pretty Vacant' :P
I also like 'We're only making Plans for Nigel 'by XTC but of course I change the name to suit The Big Issue - somehow it does make me feel better! :)

Any suggestions for theme tunes to describe your NFH's

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

U.G.L.Y, Daphne and Celeste :thumbs:

very very childish, i know and i confess, i do play it loud on occasion :blush:

[JJ]

Hi...........

The only song I can Think of that springs to mind is one I would shout.( only the title though!!!!!)

THE PROCLAIMERS----- I WOULD WALK 500 MILES.........( to get away from them)

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

JJ

[sickofhull]

A.K.A idiot - by the hives.
the lyrics don't really fit but the titles good. :D

[cinderella]

Thank You For The Music - Abba


:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[Doktor Jon]

How about .....

Devil woman (Cliff Richard),

The B*tch is back ( Elton John)

Witch queen of ... (must be late, I can't remember the artist :blush: )

Live and Let Die (Wings)

Horace Wimp (E.L.O.) - wrong sex, but good record

Anything by the Stranglers (maybe that's just wishful thinking ;) )


I think you get the picture :lol:

[Kev9090]

"They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re altogether ooky, the Addams Family."

:bigeyes:

[Eeyore]

(although it's not a song title) my NFH has pure "Appetite for Destruction" :lol:

Or B*tch Meredith Brooks

[Annabel]

:) I used to think of the Addams Family song as well Kev :lol: :lol:

When the kids used to be outside marauding about, I used to wish I could blast out 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns n Roses

'You're so Vain' by Carly Simon was very apt for the male NFH when he used to strut around the cul de sac with his hairy chest all hanging out :blink: 8-X 8-X

[Domestic Goddess]

Fantastic thread!!! Great Idea!!!

Ok, here are mine....

"I hate everything about you" - Ugly Kid Joe
"Somethin' Stupid" Robbie Williams
"Me and my shadow" Frank Sinatra (?)
"I'll be watching you" - The Police - ol' troll is a nosey wotnot!
"I got you under my skin"- Frank Sinatra
"You can't touch this" M C Hammer (referring to our right of way & boundry!!)
"Church of the poisoned mind" Culture Club - one for troll's solicitor!!
"Oops I did it again" Britney Spears - yes, despite the troll's rantings we selfishly continue to use our driveway and garage!!
Benny Hill theme tune - excellant for accompanying speeded up CCTV footage of troll pacing the driveway!!! :hihi:

[JJ]

Love the Addams family theme :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:


jj

[Domestic Goddess]

He he he!! Am now playing some of those tracks and having a little boogie while making naughty gestures towards the troll's house!! VERY theraputic - I strongly recommend it!!

[JJ]

Just thought of another one!!!!!!!!!

Dude looks like a lady--- aerosmith

One of mine has long black hair down to his bum and in summer he wears shorts and has little skinny legs ( lucky g*t!!!)like a girls.


jj

[Sufferin]

As male NFH has been staying out all night of late (they split up, but are trying to get back together apparently) and we are waiting for him to be sentenced to prison, we've been thinking of all the evil songs we can play...

Jailhouse Rock
Are you lonesome tonight?
I can't live (if living is without you)
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree

But my all time fave is a club track - Short ******** Man....well she does tell everyone thats what he has!!!! :D

[hollygolightly]

Some of you might enjoy having a read of this old topic (http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=1118&hl=). :lol:

[cinderella]

Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie


(Have we got enough for a NFHiB compilation yet???)



xxx


Cinders

:rant:

[Planet 24]

I like it - if mine start up again tonight Im going to brave the cold and set up a stereo in the shed facing their wall!!!
Bxxxxxds

[hollygolightly]

Although you may feel like doing that, planet24, and we may completely understand your reasons for doing it, NFHiB wouldn't recommend it. :)

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

Although you may feel like doing that, planet24, and we may completely understand your reasons for doing it, NFHiB wouldn't recommend it.
:lol: :hihi: :hihi:

[Planet 24]

I do believe you are politically correct NFHib :blush: :lol: :lol:

[sp54]

Great thread!
Here's mine -

Crazy by Patsy Cline :P
Gypsies,Tramps and Thieves by Cher
Take that Look off Your Face by Marti Webb
Smoke Gets in your Eyes by The Platters [NFh is also a pyromaniac!!!]
God Only Knows by The Beach Boys
Walk on By by Dionne Warwick
Strange Kind of Woman byDeep Purple
Help! by The Beatles
Sorrow by David Bowie
I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen
It's a Hard Life by Queen
Hammer to Fall by Queen
Under Pressure by Queen
With a litle Help from my Friends by Joe Cocker
It's a Heartache by Bonnie Tyler
Uptight by Stevie Wonder
Make Me an Island by Joe Dolan :D
Silence is Golden by The Tremeloes

I can think of plenty more!
Definitley enough now for a double compilation album. :thumbs:

[violet]

The Mr Blobby song! :thumbs:

[sickofhull]

Who the cap fits( let them wear it)- Bob marley.
for those devious NFH who try to make out your the problem.

Get back- the beatles
"to where you once belonged" ( prison probably)

:D

[sp54]

Oh, and......

Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis [who me? :blush: ]
19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones [mine is due any day now! :sad: ]
Crying - Don McLean [no explanation needed! :cry: ]
Heart of Glass - Blondie [sums up the compassionate nature of NFH ;) ]

[rb2002]

My NFH has a disney tune as her anthem. The clue is in mysig ;) :lol:

[Domestic Goddess]

The Jaws theme for when the troll is pacing outside! He's just like a circling shark waiting to for the kill!

Mr DG has been following this thread with much amusement and says that I should make my sig tune the theme to the old 70's show "Wonder Woman"...he's also requested that I wear the outfit :bigeyes: Hmmmm....not in this cold weather!!!

[FedUpMum]

Got the perfect songs

I Want My Money Back - Meatloaf
Poison - Alice Cooper