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Hi
Has anyone been watching this?????????
Mr JJ hates reality TV and even though I usually compromise about what we watch I had to see what the crack is with the latest BB. After seeing the so called celebs enter the house I thought it would be a little boring.I used to detest John Mc Cririck but having watched last nights escapades I was howling laughing.He is an out and out chauvanist and was winding Germaine Greer and Caprice up to some tune...........
He said ( bare in mind he is a complete minger) ' Always marry an ugly woman, that way they will always be gratefull!!'............
Me and Hub fell around laughing at the cheek of him, all the housemates just could not see he was saying all these things to wind them up.........
jj
I was up for watching this but after about the third ''celeb'' went in I could feel my eyes drooping... :yawn: :zzz: :lol:
Thankfully John was in first I s'pose - he is really hysterical. I just think all that nonsense about being a chauvenist is pure guff - I read an interview with him ages ago in a mag and he came across as a really good husband and very doting on his wife! Silly boy!! :lol:
That boy from Blazin' Squad...could he be any less interested in the birthday tea BB gave him? :blink:
I hope it gets interesting though as I will keep half a (sleepy) eye on it all.
:lol: :D
Domestic Goddess
08-01-05, 12:30 PM
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I must admit Mr DG and I are diehard BB fans and have been watching events unfold. John is cringeworthy isn't he?! How can anyone have a wife called "Booby"?!!!!! I think that Caprice should just laugh at him rather than get wound up. I recoiled in horror when, after Bez had switched the bedroom lights on and woken everyone up, John got out of bed in only his pants to open the bedroom door!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 8-X
Bridgette has the look of a man-eating shark about her - that woman is a sexual predator if ever I saw one! How long are her legs?!!!!!!
Bez seems a good laugh His face was a picture when he was sat in the hot tub with Caprice and Bridgette!! The cat who got the cream etc!!
I like Germaine's dry wit. I can see her and John having a fall out before long.
Kenzie looks about 12!! Which may scupper his chances at "hot chick" Caprice!! (I have to admit that I couldn't name a Blazin' Squad song if my life depended on it!!)
Jeremy is terribly pretty, the sort of guy you could take home to meet your parents. He seems a nice enough bloke, will he crack after a period of time in the BB house?
I'm undecided about Lisa, only time will tell!
I'm just so glad that BB is back. It makes winter hibernation easier to bear. Yes, I know it's trash TV and it's as corny as anything, but I'm addicted to it. Without reality TV I might have to make an effort and get a life!!
DG
I know what you mean...... I saw that bit with John in his big pants............ YUK
Even in the night vision mode where you cant see too much it was vile!!!!!!!!!!! lol
I did laugh though.....
As for Bez....... one minute he was kissing his wife/girlfriend goodbye and the next he is in the hot tub with two killer blondes!!! Mr JJ said he is a 'top bloke'........ typical........ bet his wife aint too chuffed, as he didnt let the grass grow too much under his feet the little tinker.........
Kenzie looks as dull as ditch water.... whats with him saying 'yeh man@ after every sentence!!!???
Jeremy is a total hottie!!!!! stayed up especially to see him undress for bed!!! he he he..................
jj
John McCririck has me in stitches :D
I don't like the guy, but he is so funny, I am waiting for him vs Germaine Greer big time :lol:
But those white pants, mega vile :blush: :(
Where on earth did both Bez and Kenzie learn to speak though? :o We were looking for subtitles :lol:
Annabel
08-01-05, 10:50 PM
:D :D I am sooo not going to watch this!! (believe that youll believe anything! :D )
I am ashamed to say 'Blazin Squad' come from right where I live, for shame on them, trying to pretend like they are a younger version of the So Solid Crew combined with E17...
I wonder if DG, you can remember this little ditty by them...
'....i'll see you at the crossroads...crossroads...crossroads, crossroads .....'
(which I understand to mean where the north circ cuts across chingford and walthamstow :yawn:)
john mcririck without his hat on is :bigeyes: :bigeyes: :bigeyes:
he is so rude calling his wife 'Booby' :blink:
i AM NOT going to watch it! :nono: :nono: :nono:
Bonkers Mad!!!
09-01-05, 10:32 AM
who is Jeremy? i recognise his face but haven't got a clue who he is. :blink:
DG, i don't care if it is trash tv, when my cat was taking 2 weeks to die there were 2 things that kept me going through the nights, BB and zookeeper. i even subscribed to channel 4 broadband soi could have it on in the background while i played. strangely, you can play zookeeper through your tears :cry:
Jeremy Edwards was in Hollyoaks (don't watch it, but tthat's waht I heard) but he was also Danny Shaughnessy in Holby City :D
And he used to be engaged to Rachel Stevens ( former S Club) :blush:
Bonkers Mad!!!
09-01-05, 11:00 AM
oh yeah, Holby :D
has anyone been watching????
I could not believe my eyes last night. Sylvester Stallones mum........ What a MOOSE !!!!!!!!!!!..... She could barely speak with all that collegen in her lips,.... I have never seen such a mess.....
As for John he is such a big spoilt baby..... Do you think its all staged and he is behaving this way on purpose??????
jj
I don't know Jo, but would you give that spoiled brat some diet coke? :( I wouldn't :lol:
And yep, Mrs Stallone is a real horror, another one who can't speak properly too :rolleyes:
Annabel
11-01-05, 03:41 PM
:bigeyes: she is a bit of a mess isnt she? they should shoot the plastic surgeon who did that to her...
mind you she has had a stroke which is why she is a bit lopsided....plus she is very very old, you know...must be at least 80....
i hear germaine greer has seen sense and has decided to leave.
as for that john mc cririck, what an old goat! his wife said on GMTV he asked for diet coke to be supplied as part of his contract to appear in the programme...what a joke! he obviously has never had to go without things and just cant cope with it all...quite why he chose to go on BB, makes my mind boggle :blink:
any way i am not watching it! :P
OOPs..........didnt know she has had a stroke!! feel bad now........ Still ,no excuse for looking like she does....... more money than sense.
Has Germaine Greer gone???..... I thought she would last the distance, seemed quite well balanced in comparison to some of the other fruitcakes.
I think they should NOT give John his diet coke. He is pathetic!!!
jj
:hihi: :lol: She is only 71 Mrs stallone, oh dear Annabel you thought in her 80's :lol:
Mind you, she does look like it.. ;)
Yep Germaine has left the programme, wonder if there will still be nominations tonight? :o
Sad to see Germaine go, she was watchable, unlike John, what a twisty, I understand he is "talking" again today :rolleyes: ;)
71 ....!!! she looks like 91....... its a classic case of one of my old grandma's classic sayings ....' you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear!!!' :hihi: :hihi:
Domestic Goddess
11-01-05, 05:00 PM
I thought it was hilarious when Jeremy and Brigette were offered diet coke in the diary and both decided to drink it themselves instead of offering it to grumpy John!!
Jackie is quite a character! Even by Hollywood standards she's an eccentric. :bigeyes:
Yahoo news confirms that Germaine has left, but didn't give a reason why. It's a shame as I liked her sense of humour. I expect that John will be up for eviction but am not sure who else will be.
I think Germaine was quoted as saying she had issues but wouldn't disclose them ;)
You can tell us Germaine, I mean, no-one's watching :lol:
The sad thing is that whoever comes up against John for nomination is bound to get voted out........John may be a huge pain the a++ but he has entertainment value and I suspect us viewers will keep him in just for the hell of it...?
I think you are right Jo and I think that people are loving seeing him suffer over something like diet coke :hihi:
:lol: I have not seen the latest but I read on Teletext about Sly Stallone's ma joining in B) .
I saw John the other day in a right old strop - he was outrageous!!! :bigeyes: Imagine going into self imposed silence!! :hihi: He did remind me of a grossly inflated Basil Brush!!! :wow:
It's beginning to get interesting :lol: !
There's speculation that Germaine did not like Jackie Stallone joining according to Teletext, but I am not sure about that - wasn't Lisa **********ing about her behind her back or something?
:lol: :rolleyes:
I swear I havent been watching it! I did see it on the news though.....you know whats going to happen to this John chap at the next race meet he goes to?........
bottles and bottles of diet coke are going to be launched in his direction! :D silly fool! you can so see it coming, he will never live it down! :D
You are so right Beth!!
I've seen the past couple of episodes due to lack of social life :). It was all going swimmingly (bar Grumpy John) until they decided to abandon the task, which I think was brought on by Jackie's entrance. It's caused total disruption, Germaine's walked out and now they'll ALL be miserable! Poor Brigette. Can you imagine being faced with that lady after all the time they haven't seen each other..*shudder* she scares me a little bit
I wonder if they will still have an eviction on Friday then? ;)
what with Germaine walking out :unsure:
I watched it yesterday for the first time, to see what ya'll were talking about, and I must say I couldn't bear to have it on for more that three minutes!! I couldn't see anyone in there that deserved any empathy form me. In fact all of the so called celebrities seemed like a bunch of losers of the first degree! :rant:
totally!! They are all pretty repulsive!! :hihi:
I keep missing the prog but reading snippets on text...but I notice E4 has a daily repeat at about 3 pm so I might be able to catch some...If I am not doing something better like watching paint dry that is!! :ph34r:
Only kidding!!!! ;) .
Must admit I've not watched it.........yet :lol: Just keeping up through the papers.
Have to say, I was surprised at someone like Germaine going in in the first place :blink: she isn't a lady to suffer fools gladly :errrm: I think she said (allegedly) that she felt she had more to lose by staying than going, didn't have an agenda like some of the others, BB was run like a Fascist prison, didn't need the money that much and would find a better way to save the rain forests :lol:
Just say what you mean Germaine ;)
John is smiling :D he has his diet coke :blush: what a sulker :o :lol:
What is it with his mania for Diet Coke anyway: How bizarre!! :wacko:
What planet is Jackie Stallone on ? :bigeyes:
She reckoned she was told before she left LA she would be in a wonderful plush mansion with chandeliers and marble floors etc with 10 of the most famous and powerful people in the UK!!! :hihi:
Dearie me! Someone really pulled the wool over her eyes! :hihi:
John and Jackie are up for eviction :thumbs:
I think Big Brother should spring a real surprise - evict everyone tonight :lol: :hihi: :thumbs:
Domestic Goddess
14-01-05, 11:00 AM
Some members of Fathers for Justice have broken into the house and been arrested!! I don't think they are doing their cause much good by behaving like this. Each case needs to be looked at separately and judge on it's own merits. There MAY be good reason (like domestic violence) that these men are denied access to their children.
I wonder if they'll show footage of it? I bet Jackie's face was a picture!
Probably not a pretty one though LOL. :D
Hehe I was gonna say...Isn't Jackie's face ALWAYS a picture?!! 8-X :lol:
Which one to go though??They are the only entertainment value really! :sad:
I read today that they only put Jackie into the nomination process so soon (and changed the rules accordingly) cos Germaine walked - shame cos I'd liked to see John against someone else really... :rolleyes:
Help...I am being sucked in! :help: :shutit: :ph34r:
Did you see it last night!!!!
They all had to make a moulding out of a part of thier body !!!!!!!! they had to sink that part of thier bodies in to plaster of paris......... GROSS.......
Brigit got her boobs out and proceeded to rub them in vaseline before popping them in the cement........I have never seen a grin as big as the one on Johns face :hihi: ..... he was leering at them............. perv!!
jj
Jackie is gone and I am glad!!!
:bigeyes: 8-X Yuuuukkkk!!!!!
I did not see that - thanks for the tip off, I won't watch this eve's then if I am going to be confronted with Johns leering slobbery face! :sicky: .
:lol:
Jackie...for heavens' sake...!! She is certainly from another dimension!! :hihi: I am glad but also sad she has gone as I wonder how she would have managed any longer without the chardonnay & champagne etc etc... :rolleyes:
Didn't John look devastated that it wasn't him? :lol: :hihi:
I am so glad Jackie has gone though, she wanted everyone to wait on her, especially that "little boy" Kenzie :rolleyes:
When it came to doing the imprints Jackie should have done her collagen lips :devil:
I was hoping that Jeremy was going to imprint his buttocks!! :hihi:
:blush:
It's been a while since the last post so this programme has not exactly set the world on fire has it??! :lol:
Just for the record and to , ahem, keep the forum updated :rolleyes: ...
Bez was the eventual winner - supposedly the biggest shock result ever in Big Bro!!
:rolleyes:
I was shocked :o
Actually no, I was astounded and now think the voting must be rigged! :lol:
Bonkers Mad!!!
24-01-05, 02:39 PM
yep, me too :blink: no way he got 54% of the vote, i just don't believe that :lol:
That's what I thought too BM ;)
I never really saw it, but I'm not that shocked by the result - He was the only one that I knew (bar Germaine), and a lot of people my age would consider Bez a '90's icon :blush: , how could a talentless druggie, who was basically a mascot for the Happy Mondays do it? Just look at the competition!!! :D
I think the voting was definately rigged, I thought the young guy, Kenzie would win..........
jj