JJ
14-08-04, 11:11 AM
Sorry in advance if you have already had this on here
Alex fergison is on'Who wants to be a millionaire' and is sailing through all the questions with little trouble.
He is very clever and before you know it he is facing the million pound question!!!!
''so. alex for one million pounds ..........what animal lives in a sett?'' chris tarrant asked
the options are a. badger b. pidgeon c. cuckoo d. lion
alex sat there .......... for a minute and deliberated.........
HE has 2 lives left,50/50 and phone a friend..... so he decided to use hi 50/50 this left him with a, badger and c cuckoo...........
he was still unsure so decided to use his remaining life line
''i'd like phone a friend please chris'' fergi said
''ok.. and which friend would you like to call ? '' asked chris
''uuuurrrm think its going to have to be my old pal david..david beckham please''
the audience gasped with anticipation..........as everyone knows he is not the brightest of people.
they phonedhim up and there is silence..........
'' hellloooo david... this is chris tarrent you are live on who wants to be a millionaire... the nextpersonyou will speak to is alex ferguson he's doing very well but hes stuck so ....i will hand you to him now'' said chris.
'' hello david''
" hi boss"
'' the question is..... which animal lives in a sett? is it A.a badger or C. cuckoo''
Everyone is cringing in the audience thinking david too stupid to know the answer.
" that is so easy boss... the answer is a badger!!!!!!!!!!!!'' exclaimed david
wow..............................the audience errupted and chris jumped up and the whole of the uk were amazed at davids new found intelligence.
anyway the following day at training everyone congratulated alex and david.. alex went upto david and asked him how on earth did he know the answer.
david replied........................................... ............
''thats easy..................I knew that badgers live in setts because the other option ,cuckoos ..well they live in clocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex fergison is on'Who wants to be a millionaire' and is sailing through all the questions with little trouble.
He is very clever and before you know it he is facing the million pound question!!!!
''so. alex for one million pounds ..........what animal lives in a sett?'' chris tarrant asked
the options are a. badger b. pidgeon c. cuckoo d. lion
alex sat there .......... for a minute and deliberated.........
HE has 2 lives left,50/50 and phone a friend..... so he decided to use hi 50/50 this left him with a, badger and c cuckoo...........
he was still unsure so decided to use his remaining life line
''i'd like phone a friend please chris'' fergi said
''ok.. and which friend would you like to call ? '' asked chris
''uuuurrrm think its going to have to be my old pal david..david beckham please''
the audience gasped with anticipation..........as everyone knows he is not the brightest of people.
they phonedhim up and there is silence..........
'' hellloooo david... this is chris tarrent you are live on who wants to be a millionaire... the nextpersonyou will speak to is alex ferguson he's doing very well but hes stuck so ....i will hand you to him now'' said chris.
'' hello david''
" hi boss"
'' the question is..... which animal lives in a sett? is it A.a badger or C. cuckoo''
Everyone is cringing in the audience thinking david too stupid to know the answer.
" that is so easy boss... the answer is a badger!!!!!!!!!!!!'' exclaimed david
wow..............................the audience errupted and chris jumped up and the whole of the uk were amazed at davids new found intelligence.
anyway the following day at training everyone congratulated alex and david.. alex went upto david and asked him how on earth did he know the answer.
david replied........................................... ............
''thats easy..................I knew that badgers live in setts because the other option ,cuckoos ..well they live in clocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!