weather quotes from the silver screen

[Beth]

weather comments from films, well why not as the weather is do-lally at the moment! :lol:

Hey, can you tell me what's your name?
"My name is Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?
"I'm stationed in Poontang."
Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?
"It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."
Well, tell me what it feels like.
"Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?"
What do you think it's going to be like tonight?
"It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle!"

Thank you, Roosevelt

[Beth]

Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'?
Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now!
Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?
Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to score! Back off!!
Well, what's the weather like?
You got a window? OPEN IT!
Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?
I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shi*ty, with continued hot and sh*tty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued cra*py weather, pi*sy weather, front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's as*.....