Neighboured
28-04-04, 10:41 PM
Oddest things left in a car by company car drivers
And these are all true!
1) A dead goat
2) A chainsaw
3) Shop dummy
4) Used nappies
5) False teeth
6) Stockings and suspenders
7) A bulk supply of feminine hygiene products
8) A G-string
9) Condoms
10) Microwave
11) Unopened bag of fish and chips under the passenger seat of a van, thought to be at lest one week old.
12) A booyt full of grass cuttings
13) A bail of hay
14) A Tampon behind the sun visor
15 Box of 12-bore cartridges
WORST EXCUSES FOR ACCIDENTS
1) The driver said he was very impressed with the reversing siren. So impressed that he backed into a wall whilst listening to it.
2) There were too many mini roundabouts in the road and I drove into the back of the car on the one that shouldn't have been there.
3) Driver blamed his crash on a "bl**dy woman." It transpired he had spotted a woman in her bedroom getting undressed and had crashed into the gate pillar of his house, peeling off one side of his Aston Martin DB7.
4) I was going the wrong way down a one-way street when I hit a car which was not there when going the other way
5) I didn't know my foot was still on the acelerator
6) The other car should not have been in my way
7) I swerved to hit a tree that wasnt there
8) The horse came out of nowhere and landed on my car
9) I didn't see the lamp-post :P :banghead:
10) I had to take too many mobile phone calls
11) The car in front had better brakes, so I was unable to compete with the stopping distance and ended up hitting it :o
12) I dont know why he put his foot in the way while he was seeing me through the gap
13) I forgot I was in a car park
14) I did not think the train ran on those lines any more :blink:
15) I sneezed
16) The car didn't come with an instruction handbook
17) How could I have known there were railings behind the hedge? (This after he had reversed through someone's shrubbery)
18) I was picknig my mobile phone up from the floor of the car.
:hihi:
And these are all true!
1) A dead goat
2) A chainsaw
3) Shop dummy
4) Used nappies
5) False teeth
6) Stockings and suspenders
7) A bulk supply of feminine hygiene products
8) A G-string
9) Condoms
10) Microwave
11) Unopened bag of fish and chips under the passenger seat of a van, thought to be at lest one week old.
12) A booyt full of grass cuttings
13) A bail of hay
14) A Tampon behind the sun visor
15 Box of 12-bore cartridges
WORST EXCUSES FOR ACCIDENTS
1) The driver said he was very impressed with the reversing siren. So impressed that he backed into a wall whilst listening to it.
2) There were too many mini roundabouts in the road and I drove into the back of the car on the one that shouldn't have been there.
3) Driver blamed his crash on a "bl**dy woman." It transpired he had spotted a woman in her bedroom getting undressed and had crashed into the gate pillar of his house, peeling off one side of his Aston Martin DB7.
4) I was going the wrong way down a one-way street when I hit a car which was not there when going the other way
5) I didn't know my foot was still on the acelerator
6) The other car should not have been in my way
7) I swerved to hit a tree that wasnt there
8) The horse came out of nowhere and landed on my car
9) I didn't see the lamp-post :P :banghead:
10) I had to take too many mobile phone calls
11) The car in front had better brakes, so I was unable to compete with the stopping distance and ended up hitting it :o
12) I dont know why he put his foot in the way while he was seeing me through the gap
13) I forgot I was in a car park
14) I did not think the train ran on those lines any more :blink:
15) I sneezed
16) The car didn't come with an instruction handbook
17) How could I have known there were railings behind the hedge? (This after he had reversed through someone's shrubbery)
18) I was picknig my mobile phone up from the floor of the car.
:hihi: