the worst pet in britain

[Milly]

the best show i,ve seen in years i just could,nt stop laughing.
the show was about badly behaved animals
1 an uncontrollable horse that no one could control
2 a rabbit that attacked dogs by biting their nether regions
3A cockatoo that was gentle with everone until it saw its owners son and turned into a raving dive bombing machine.
4A rotweiller so out of control it dragged its owner into the road where she got knocked over
5A dog that barked at everything that made a sound or moved,i never thought ide laugh at a barking dog again,
6 the star of the show was a british bulldog would not do a thing its owners said and totally ignored them It was a cuddly loving dog when it was in the mood but in certain situations,which luckily the owners knew about ,it turned into a jaw snapping demon :D

[Annabel]

I missed that! :(

I had a demon dog when I was a kid, he just had to get out of the house by himself, even if you might have taken him out on the lead for a ten mile hike...the amount of times we had to collect him from battersea dogs home because the police thought he was a stray...it was embarrasing. and one time we had just collected him from battersea, and my dad stopped to get petrol, left the window open tiny bit and the darn beast managed to squeeze out and run off....in the middle of south london...for goodness sake! :wow:

we had to be very careful when opening the front door as he would dash for it in his attempts to get out, even if we only opened it a crack he would crash through and escape, and then he would pelt down the street barking and snapping at anyone who had the cheek to get in his way :wow: :wow: ..once a woman waved her brolly at him as she was scared he was going to bite her and he savaged it! :cry: she reported us to the police and he was nearly done for... :sad: except the police knew our dog very well by then...he had a collar and disc and everything. what a naughty boy! for sure we would have been done under the dangerous dogs act if we had a mutt like that nowadays...but it wasnt as if he wasnt trained, he knew fine well how to behave!

but he was such a great dog otherwise , loyal, loving and a good guard...he was so intelligent he used to sit at the zebra crossing and wait for the traffic to stop for him so he could cross. he was a legend in our area. :thumbs:

and guess what kind of dog he was? a poodle cross! :lol:

i still miss him, even now. :cry:

[goosegirl]

Some male dogs will stray in their search for females. Were you his first owners or not, if not some people let their dogs stray this becomes a hard habit to break. Sometimes having the snip helps stop them searching out all the **********es on heat in the area.

I am amazed that the Rotweiler has not being put down before now. She had no control over him. The Bulldog was just doing the doggie thing climbing the ladder to become Alpha dog. I think all dog owners should by law be made to do a course on dogs behaviour and some obediance.

It worries me to see people buying large rotts and the like, and sending their 7yr old girl out with it.

The Terrier barked when some one came to the door, or the phone rang. Thats normal to me. The dog also barked when she put it in a pen in the other room. My dog will attention seek, by barking at silly things. This normally happens if I have missed her morning walk, for some reason. So I play with her with her toys for a while. People are quick to say dogs are bad, but they don't bother to understand their breeds behaviour before buying them.

GG

[Eeyore]

:wow: Oh Annabel, so funny! :lol:

We used to have a boxer dog called Butch, who was daft as brush but looked the business! He went to kennels and chewed the door away - they wouldn't have him back. He used to leave his trophies in the window of what he had chewed that day, so my mum and dad could see when they got home - expensive books, scabbards from swords, they all went! :)

Best one was when my mum and got home from work and no sign of him, here they are whistling for him, he's in a locked house, windows closed - where is he? :blink:
Then as they go into the bedroom, there is a slight hump in the bed - and the little so and so had got under the covers a chewed a hole in the mattress big enough to lie in - and stayed there! My dad being practical, just manouevered the dog down the stairs - and turned the mattress over! :lol:

He was a funny dog, we loved him. Poor soul though (another story) - I had 2 dotty old aunties who insisted on baking and made 64 ginger biscuits, with treble the amount of..... black treacle.... so they gave them to the dog because "he loved them" - poor beggar was outside for 3 days 8-X


Ah, we love our pets :thumbs:

[Annabel]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
eeyore, you have cracked me up!

omg , chewing a hole in the mattress..thats too much!!!!!

i remember our second dog, who was an old english sheepdog,i was about 15, he chewed the insoles out of my best pair of red stilletoes once and i was gutted...they were my best disco shoes..i should have chucked them in the bin but i still went dancing in them down the 'pink elephant' and 'camden palace' :lol: :lol:

and i am sure he once ate a whole easter egg, including most of the box and foil wrapping!

the little love :rolleyes: