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steponfrog
01-04-04, 05:56 PM
Eeeeee, hello all.!

Can I just translate a bit of a song for you.?

Anastacia: Left Outside Alone
CHORUS
And I wonder if you know
How it really feels
To be left outside alone
When it's cold out here
Well maybe you should know
Just how it feels
To be left outside alone
To be left outside alone

Translated into Yorkshire-
Are y' dense?
Can't y' feel ' thing?
Y're outside
And, it's chuffin' freezin'
Y' really must be a bit dense
It's warm inside th'house
And, y've put'self inth'position where y' really have t't stand
ont'doorstep...
Daft beggar.!

And you can't say you haven't seen Anastacia out and about wearing a flat cap and clogs.!

I really cannot get that tune, nor her voice out of my head, I'm sick to the back teeth of hearing the damned thing! (sounds like Hilda Ogden on excessive Oestrogen & Viagra... that is not anyones particularly favourable thought! Eugh! Disgusting.)

And, Britney Spears... sounds like a make of paint brush crossed with chewing gum. The sort of name you get from somewhere like Safestyle windows & doors!

Or, am I just the only one who has the amazing ability to see through utter :sicky: songs and images?

:)

I was on another board a few days ago, and everyone came to very nearly the same conclusion... that music today is very cr*p, and why should anyone pay a fortune for an average of 10 songs when only 1 would be any good, if at all listenable.?

Any thoughts? (not on piracy, but on the music)

-P-
09-04-04, 10:01 PM
Ha ha ha, great post steponfrog.