Shock Horror! Barbie Leaves Ken for surfer!

[bulliedbutbolshieboutit!]

:hihi:

Oh, no, I've just read that Barbie and Ken are splitting!

Holly broke this devastating news in another thread but I feel it's so important that it deserves a mention on its own!

Don't do it Barbie! You've strung Ken along for all these years, now you're ditching him for a younger model, that's just too cruel! Blaine may be a good-looking guy but he's far too young for you, and at your age (60ish?) can you keep up with the surfer lifestyle? I know you can do a lot with a bottle of bleach and plastic surgery but you can't fight time forever. Eventually it's all going to sag.

While you're away having fun in the sun have you given a thought for Ken, stuck at home with his mug of cocoa, slippers, and plastic/fuzzy hair (depending on the model :lol: )

Once your passing fancy for Blaine wears off, will Ken still be there waiting for you? Don't take it for granted, I've heard that he's secretly seeing Sindy!



Do you think Barbie should follow her dreams with Blaine, or stick to safe, dependable Ken?

:hihi: :lol:

[Annabel]

No way should she stick with Ken!!

Ken has always been a geek, I am surprised she stuck with him so long!

he was not man enough for the job, and at last Barbie has seen the light :lol:

you go girl!

[horsefans]

And to think i missed my chance!!!!!!!!


:sad:

[mazza]

:o

Pardon me, who is this ''Blaine'' ?

Leading Barbie astray??

I am so shocked, the two timer!

Is this a suitable role model for our youngsters ?? :frown:

This society's gone to the dogs, definitely :lol:

(mind you, I hate all that Barbie stuff, serves 'em all right!! :hihi: )

[bulliedbutbolshieboutit!]

I agree Mazza, Sindy's a much more wholesome girl! I always thought Barbie was a bit of a Flooz even before she met Blaine :lol:

[vernon]

and thats not to mention all those tabloid rumours barbie had an affair with "action man" ..oh the scandel! :P

[Mistyeyeddreamer]

This reminds me of a joke I heard about Barbie and GI Joe, but as this is a family site I don't think I should tell it ;)

Oh, what a sign of the times!!! I think Barbie should confront her permissive behaviour with a younger man, realise what a floosy she's been and go join a silent order of nuns in a convent!

Misty

[hollygolightly]

I have found an even better news story about the split.

Read all about it, Read all about it, Read all about it..... (http://www.ananova.com/business/story/sm_865601.html)

Tsk, tsk, Barbie Millicent Roberts. Trying to turn yourself into a surfer chick :rolleyes:

[bulliedbutbolshieboutit!]

:D Thanks for the link Holly ;) Is that Barbie's full name, Barbie Millicent Roberts? :wow:

We've only heard Barbie's side of the story though haven't we? Has Ken got nothing to say about this?!

Vernon - I forgot all about Action Man - hey, that's an unusual menage a whatsit if ever there was one :lol:

[hollygolightly]

Yep, that's her name Mrs B :lol:

More news (I'm trying to find all the goss on Ken, but there aint much out there! He's such a clean living soul):

It's splitsville for Barbie and Ken (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/12/offbeat.barbie.breakup.ap/)


So where does that leave Ken? Said Arons: "He will head for other waves."** ;)

[bulliedbutbolshieboutit!]

Hey, found some info. on the mysterious Blaine. Bit here about poor Ken too -

www.manbehindthedoll.com/BLAINE.htm

Can't see what Barbie sees in him myself..... :lol:

[vernon]

i think blaine is some kind or american magic guy ... he can stare blankly for hours...is amazing! ...

..and no,no :P ...ken was off with *******.....but that is a WHOLE nuther story ;)