Funniest bits of a film

[Maria2]

Hope you don't mind me starting this one :rolleyes:

For me it has to be the opening 10 minutes or so of Cats and Dogs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Watched it at home on a video and I laughed that much and loud the person with was :blush:

Even worse when i watched it alone again!!!! what the neighbours must have thought :hihi:

[Blue Cow]

The first 15 minutes of The Life Of Brian made me and my brother choke on our dinner once. We were both in need of a slap on the back, but were unable to help each other, both of us with tears of laughter streaming down our faces.

[vanner]

'Porkies' after the 'Girls Shower' scene, in the 'Headmasters' office.

Still cracks me up !! :lol:

[bulliedbutbolshieboutit!]

:D Good topic this!

I laughed all through Withnail and I, but especially the bit where the local farmer left a rabbit for them to eat, and they thought it was a death threat. I'm chuckling now just remembering it. :lol:

I keep saying I'll video it next time it's on the telly, but it's not been on for ages.

If you've not sen it, it's well worth a watch :D

[Blue Cow]

Never heard of that one Mrs B - but it's really made me laugh just thinking about that scenario!! :hihi:

[vernon]

"I demand to have some booze!" ;) ay mrs bulliedbuttbolshboughttit :P

"withnail & i"'s a good film! ....bit odd maybe ;) ...they certainly drink alot!

naked gun films very funny i think, something about mary, some bits of "me, myself & irene" ..basically anything low-brow...

and stop calling me shirley! :P

Oooo "airplane" too.


** oh monty python and the holy grail!! , and life of brian too. ..hehe ...very quotable and can make me chuckle thing about bits! ..

<person> are you the judean peoples front??
<john cleese> f*** off! we're the peoples front of judea
hehe and longer one from imdb thing ------->

[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]

Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner.]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left

:P

[Eskander]

Holy grail definitely, John Cleese ranting from the battlements in an aweful french accent. "I f*rt in your general direction"

and better still the following little exchange:

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

There there's

Life of Brian - Brian shouts to huge crowd "You are all individuals" one lone voice replies "I'm not"

Blazing saddles - the baked beens around the campfire scene - with the appropriate windy result!

[Blue Cow]

:hihi: to Eskander

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

[Milly]

Naked gun ---the cheese in the fridge
Airplane--- automatic pilot needs blowing up
Naked gun 2.5 The sperm samples

[Maria2]

Have already done a reply to this one and don't know where it gone :blush:

OMG....Blazing Saddles :hihi: :hihi: the scene round the campfire :lol: also love the bit where he smacks the horse in the face :lol:
Such a funny film.

Am laughing so much here now just thinkinh about it....

'Withnail and I' never seen it but the bit about the rabbit has me ROFL :lol:

Monty Python too :lol:

Not seen the film you on about SP but i did once (oh dear :blush: ) break my toe in a mens toilet so I can imagine the Scenario (oh what have I said here??)

VANNER - I remember the Porkies film very well!!!! but is this a clue the year you were born????
I watched it on a video (my in-laws were very posh and had a video and a colour telly and had salmon for tea every sunday not just at Christmas and Easter like us)

[Maria2]

Oh and yes :hihi: :hihi:

the auto pilot in Airplane :hihi: :hihi:

Not seen any of the naked gun films :( even tho i loved whating 'Police Squid' on BBC2 :lol:

[hollygolightly]

The 'Moley Russell's Wart' clip in Uncle Buck :lol:

[vanner]

Originally posted by Maria2@Jan 14 2004, 12:39 AM
VANNER - I remember the Porkies film very well!!!! but is this a clue the year you were born????
I watched it on a video (my in-laws were very posh and had a video and a colour telly and had salmon for tea every sunday not just at Christmas and Easter like us)
1982 !!!.....Sorry, way before that !! :(

[Beth]

:lol: hehe Janee!!

we went to watch that in the cinema, we were the only ones in there and laughed so hard to ourselves we had tears running down our faces!!

the last film I laughed at was PoC, loved captain Jack, what a case!!!!! :lol:

[troika]

rat race is pretty excellent all the way through! john cleese is a star! and rowan atkinson was just sooo stupid!! very good film - have seen it about 3 times now :) a must have in a dvd collection :)