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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Annabel
11-01-04, 10:04 PM
:blink:
arrghhh you're making my brain hurt!!!!
:lol:
:hihi:
It's mad but true :lol: :P
Poor Vanner :cry: :D
Eskander
12-01-04, 06:55 AM
I like it, there's quite a few of these lists about on the net, here's some more:
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called building when it is already built?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make bull horns out of?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ...they are cramming for their final exams.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Annabel
12-01-04, 08:56 AM
:lol: :D
why isnt 11 called onety one
that one cracked me up!!!! :hihi:
Ever wonder about those people who spend £1 + a piece on those
little bottles of Evian water?.....Try spelling Evian backwards !!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 in 5 enjoy it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A bargain: something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster Video; you are two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
:lol:
Thay make you look at the World in a different way!!
Cargo & shipment... :rolleyes: :D