Sad Day

[vanner]

With all the merryment thats going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on
the death of a very important person that went almost un-noticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully aged 83.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in ................

And thats when the trouble started !! :P

[Maria2]

Vanner...........................

(sorry to say i already heard that one)

But its a blooming good joke tho :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Eskander]

Vanner, like Maria2 I've heard it before but still :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[Milly]

here,s one I heard the other day thought it was very funny.
A man goes to the doctors and on his way out he see,s Bob who he,s not seen for ages On asking how he,s doing bob replies he,s just been told he has the worst case of piles the clinic has ever seen. Is that why your sat on a bean bag ses the man. What bl**dy bean bag???????? :blink: :cry: :unsure:

[Maria2]

Milly :blush:

Non comprende' :blush:

bit thick, tooooooooooooo much brandy and coke, sorry..............

My fella tells me loa of jokes and poems and songs (he a rugby player) only has to take one look at my face to know if i understand. :cry:

Give you a clue to my intellignce level :banghead: ok watched repeat today of World idol..............Ant and Dec said "when you vote for your own country they get maximum points"................... anyway ave just worked it out, that is pointless cause we still really on nil pwoins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh heck me lordy tooooooooooo much bandy. but i can resite as many verses as you would like of Father Smurf :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
P.M's only as I don't want a warning for the new year :sad:

Maria xx

[Blue Cow]

:hihi: :hihi: Naughty Vanner!!

[Maria2]

:cry: :cry: Can someone please explain Milly's joke for :( :(

[hollygolightly]

If you've ever had Farmer Giles, you'll know why :unsure: :o :lol:

[Maria2]

Think I got it............not a bean bag but his b** ?? :sad:

[Milly]

MARIA piles are painful lumps that can sometimes protrude from your bottom,your lucky if youv,e never had them.hope you now get the joke.

[Red1]

:lol:

[Maria2]

;) :lol: :hihi: xx

Just didn't get the relevance at first of a bean bag sorry :blush:

[Maria2]

I know you do, poor April. :cry: Now I know why you like your stella ;)

I fully understand the relevance of the bean bag now. My other half when I told him said "Why didn't you just laugh and then ask me to explain" :blush: Not saying that i'm slow at all derrrrrrrrrrr but only in the past couple of years watching U.K. Gold that I have only been able to work out what mum and dad laughed at when watching Are you being served and it wasn't until last year that the penny dropped what the Les Dawson characters name Cosmo Smallpiece actually meant and I was in a discussion with my boss at the time. Not really the proper time to burst out in a fit of giggles and try to explain at what i was laughing at :cry:

Maria

[christina]

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