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18-12-03, 07:26 PM
THE IDEAL CHRISTMAS CAKE
> > Ingredients:
> > 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of
> > brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts,1 bottle Rum, 2
cups
> > of dried fruit.
> >
> > Sample the rum to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the rum again.
> To
> > be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
> >
> > Repeat.
> >
> > Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
> > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.At this point it's best to make
> sure
> > the rum is shtill OK.
> >
> > Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.
> > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
> > Pick fruit off floor.
> > Mix on the turner.
> > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
> > sdrewscriver.
> >
> > Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.
> > Next, sift two cups of salt.Or something. Who giveshz a sh**.
> >
> > Check the rum.
> > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> > Add one table.
> > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.Whatever you can find.
> > Greash the oven and P**S in the fridge.
> > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> >
> > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the rum
> > and kiss the cat.
> > Fall into bed.
> >
> > CHERRY MISTMAS !!!
> > Ingredients:
> > 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of
> > brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts,1 bottle Rum, 2
cups
> > of dried fruit.
> >
> > Sample the rum to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the rum again.
> To
> > be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
> >
> > Repeat.
> >
> > Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
> > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.At this point it's best to make
> sure
> > the rum is shtill OK.
> >
> > Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.
> > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
> > Pick fruit off floor.
> > Mix on the turner.
> > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
> > sdrewscriver.
> >
> > Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.
> > Next, sift two cups of salt.Or something. Who giveshz a sh**.
> >
> > Check the rum.
> > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> > Add one table.
> > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.Whatever you can find.
> > Greash the oven and P**S in the fridge.
> > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> >
> > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the rum
> > and kiss the cat.
> > Fall into bed.
> >
> > CHERRY MISTMAS !!!