Misheard Lyrics

[Isis]

Hiya

I was reading in the Mail today about how people can mishear lyrics.

Mine are:

Can you steal a horse (Can you feel the force)

Its a Lovely Day shuba shuba (I think the title is Mr. Lover man)

Can't stand gravey (Constant Craving)

Its a hard egg (Its a Hard life, Bonnie Tyler)

When the rain washes you clean your nose (Fleetwood Mac)

and the best one:

And in the morning she wets the bed (Rod Steward, Maggie May)
put me off Rod Stewart songs for life :lol:

There are loads more, do you have any misheard lyrics?:)

[Noise Stopper]

I am still a big fan of:

"Drop a Goolie I love bees" (Madonna "La Isla Bonita)
"Oh Oh Me Ears are alight" (Desmond Decker "The Israelites")

The list can go on for a while.

Ian :nfh1:

[Omega]

I can remember my ex mother in law told me once that someone had made a record about Sue Lawley, it wasn't until we heard it one day we found out it was actually called "So Lonely" by the Police :doh: bless her.

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

Its a Lovely Day shuba shuba (I think the title is Mr. Lover man)


my eldest always sings it that way :lol:

a couple of years ago there was a garage tune (dunno what it was called or who did it) that sounded as if it were all about washing and food. it went - "only when the rinse is on, only when the rinse is on , only when the rinse is on, only when the rinse is on, meat and phosphates, meat and phosphates. :lol:

i still sing it like that, havent got a clue what the real words are :no:

[Isis]

I know one of my mates used to singing "calling John Major" instead of "calling Jamaica". :lol::lol::lol:

Oh and there was a song by Oasis, I used to sing "Oh Sallican Way" instead of "Oh sally can wait" (I think).

[rb2002]

Wash your back instead of Want you back- take that :lol:

[wants_a_quiet_life]

I think my daughter's mishap was the best I have heard, she was taking part in the school nativity and one of the songs goes

The Virgin Mary had a baby boy, the Virgin Mary had a baby boy, the Virgin Mary had a baby boy and the babies name was Jesus!

But my lovely daughter sung with such conviction and very loud:

The Surgeon Mary had a baby boy ................

The whole school erupted and even now two years on she still slips up!

[Annabel]

I like: 'Bald Headed Woman' when it should be 'More than a Woman' - Bee Gees!:lol:

[Isis]

Another one of my gaffs was "Dhillion" by Michael Jackson, instead of "Thriller" and I actually said to a mate have you heard the new song "Dhillion" when they finally picked themselves up off the floor they put me right, but if you listen it does sound like "dhillion":lol:

[tortoise]

Calling Cheryl Baker instead of Calling Jamaica in REM's song

Sage and Onion instead of Say that you love me in Toni Braxton's Unbreak my heart.