Annoying songs which stick for years

[sky]

Please be careful if you wish to proceed reading this thread :D

Songs listed here may haunt you for days and weeks...for some instance years has been recorded!

OK.

Here are mine...
Come on Irene (Poxy midnight runners)
Happy talk (It goes like... happy happy happy du do da~ arggggh)
Things can only get better (D-ream)

Sky

[Blue Cow]

Hi Sky

IMO the most annoying song ever written was Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus.

I really don't have to explain why!!

:banghead:

[Beth]

hehe you mean "hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose, buy a jumbo jet then bury all your clothes!!

classic annoyance! :lol:

hang on, the full version!! :lol:

Useless Fact:
The Chicken Song was written by the same people who write the scripts to Red Dwarf.


It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet G*ts, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears

The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....

(voice in the background at the end: "'ay - we had a laugh!")


sorry! you may now all throw rotton fruit at me!! :lol: :P

[Blue Cow]

And really annoying were those terrible Jive Bunny mixes. They all seemed to make it to No 1 (what was that all about ?)

[mazza]

Oh Beth, How COULD you - eeeeeekkkk! :wacko:

Oy you Sky, Leave D:ream alone!!!! :lol:

And my contribution:

Paul McCartney (ugh) and the Frog Chorus - 'We all Stand Together' - nasty.

What about 'Grandma We Love you' - just right for this time of year!! :lol: ;)

[Annabel]

Beth, there was really NO need to post those lyrics, aaargh!!!!

[mazza]

Shaddapa You Face!!!!

I'm not being rude - it's that godawful Joe Dolce one 8-X

[JOHN.S]

That Smurf thing with Father Abraham. Heard it on radio the other day - nearly threw radio out car window - then realised it was easier to just turn it off.....

[sky]

Talk of chickens....

"I feel like chicken tonight chicken tonight" TV commercial. :banghead:

Sky

[hollygolightly]

That STUPID advert with Tara SmarmerPalmer Smonkinson.

The one of her in the bath eating Walkers Sensation crisps going,

"Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, Chee-a chee-a chee, ..."

You get the picture.

:lol:

[Annabel]

que?

i havent seen that one...the mind boggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eskander]

I think the amazing thing about the Chicken Song is that it was written as a joke to make fun of holiday hits - like the birdy song (now that is annoying) and then it became a bigger, more annoying hit than all of them.

I find all rap songs sung by fat inarticulate blokes in anoraks, wooly hats and baggy trousers very annoying indeed - but then that's probably because I'm a bit of an old f*rt