Mistyeyeddreamer
31-08-03, 09:44 PM
A woman went to the doctors office, where she was seen by one of the
new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room,
she burst out,screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
>told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and
relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first
doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry
is 63 years old,she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you
told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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The other night a woman was invited for a night out with the girls."
She told her husband that she'd be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too
easy. Around
3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, she headed for home. Just as she got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she
cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order
to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning her husband asked what time she got in, and she
told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. "Whew!" She
thought. "Got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why,
he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh
sh**," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the cat and
f*rted."
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new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room,
she burst out,screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
>told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and
relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first
doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry
is 63 years old,she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you
told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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The other night a woman was invited for a night out with the girls."
She told her husband that she'd be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too
easy. Around
3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, she headed for home. Just as she got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she
cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order
to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning her husband asked what time she got in, and she
told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. "Whew!" She
thought. "Got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why,
he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh
sh**," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the cat and
f*rted."
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