A gift for your NFH

[Domestic Goddess]

I might buy the troll one of these!!!!

See here! (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Good-Neighbour-A5-Certificate-Laminated_W0QQitemZ250043252133QQihZ015QQcategoryZ 16094QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem)

Useful for when playing mindgames!!

Just found this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NAME-BADGE-PATCH-IRON-ON-SEW-ON-PERVERT-bw_W0QQitemZ180090021846QQihZ008QQcategoryZ60604QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) one too!!!

[Planet 24]

Not much good for mine as they couldnt read ;) and as for pervert patches- blimey if I bought one for all of the ones Ive seen I'd go over the limit on my card :lol:

Mr. P always calls them privets - well he has a gardener's sense of humour :lol:

[Annabel]

i dont think the average NFH would get the sarcasm in the first one and I am worried that the second one might be considered a compliment by some of the more unsavoury NFH we have come across!!!! :lol: :lol:

[paddy's mum]

How about a cash purchase of a ton of well rotted farmyard manure, giving explicit address and delivery details. You'd have to laugh if the truck turned up and tipped before NFH could prevent it. Make a good impression on their neighbours too, wouldn't it? Do you think a NFH would have the wit to work out that what had been delivered was a 'crock of s*** just like themselves?

[kebea41]

I would give my ex NFH a nice mixed parcel containing. :D
Two empty beer cans with fag ends inserted into can, : :smoke:
A bright blue chav trackie suit with added socks to tuck in the bottom bit of trackie suit, :crybaby:
A smashed up Hi Fi with a free set of broken rap CD, :music:
Some McDonalds empty containers with added half eaten burgers. :sicky:
And last but not least a roll of strong sellotape to keep the mouths shut :shutit:
And to top that a nice piece of used brown string to wrap it up and stuff it in their postbox if it is still together :shout:
:wow:

YA GOT TO LAUGH OR SCREAMMMMM,,,,BEST SMILE IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER :hihi: