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tristar
19-08-03, 06:47 PM
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
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Doug or a cured NFH :lol:

Sorry!!! One of my son's again :lol:

Tri :lol:

Beth
19-08-03, 06:51 PM
hehehee

thats so old but I still sat here chuckling to myself!!

please thank your son for making me smile!!

mazza
19-08-03, 11:12 PM
:D
That's an ancient old stinker, but reminds me.....

What do you call a guy with NO shovel on his head???? :huh:
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Come on, you know you know it...! :lol:
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Dug-less !!! (Douglas)

Oh, the old crustyness of it... :hihi:

hollygolightly
20-08-03, 12:25 AM
(apologies for all the people with these names for real :) ;) )

Q.1. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?


Q.2. What do you call a man with a car on his head?


Q.3. What do you call a man with a block of timber on his head (first name only)?


Q.4. What do you call a man with three blocks of timber on his head? (first name and surname)?


And I'm not as nice as Tristar and mazza, I'll let you suffer. :lol: Give me your answers please. :P

Beth
20-08-03, 12:27 AM
hehe I know!!

but not going to spoil it for everyone else!! :P

Annabel
20-08-03, 12:31 AM
:lol: :D :rolleyes:


what about:

(this is my personal favourite)

what do you call a man with a sandal on his head?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????


anyone?? :hihi: :hihi: :P

sapphirelily10
20-08-03, 02:12 AM
OMG

Too many questions!! And none of them numbered...at least kevinp had the decency to ask less questions AND number them :lol:

One of them is Ed, ????

Sapph

sapphirelily10
20-08-03, 02:33 AM
With you there mate :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

No wonder I have a headache. Join the club :P

Sapphy

Mistyeyeddreamer
20-08-03, 12:15 PM
1. Unlucky

2. Dead unlucky

3. Blockhead

4. Show off

I'll let somebody else give the correct answers ;)

Misty

hollygolightly
20-08-03, 01:33 PM
I've now given you numbers :lol:

sapphy >>> Ed would just be someone with a head - what do you call him if he's got a block of timber on it?

Misty :lol: How true. :P

Neighboured
04-09-03, 11:01 PM
What do you call your NFH?

:angry: CENSORED :angry:

:lol: :D :ban: :nfh1: :hihi: :jump:

Annabel
04-09-03, 11:21 PM
:lol: :D

i forgot about this thread...and i never gave the answer to my joke!!!

what do you call a man with a sandal on his head???


Phillip Flop!!!! :hihi: :D :lol: :P



yeah, well ok, i think its funny, so there! :P


p.s. i call my neighbours rude words i have learned in a foreign lingo so i can be sure they cant lip read me and work it out!

hollygolightly
05-09-03, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by hollygolightly@Aug 19 2003, 11:40 PM
Q.1. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Q.2. What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Q.3. What do you call a man with a block of timber on his head (first name only)?
Q.4. What do you call a man with three blocks of timber on his head? (first name and surname)?

Ooops, sorry I forgot about this topic :lol:

1. Cliff
2. Jack
3. Edward (Head wood)
4. Edward Woodward (head wood wood wood)

:lol:

I've always liked them :P