tristar
13-08-03, 04:31 PM
Another e-mail I got.
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK - you
must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - your can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK
- you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers.
SO WHY IS IT AGAIN THAT WE WORK?
Where are we better off? :hihi:
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK - you
must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - your can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK
- you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers.
SO WHY IS IT AGAIN THAT WE WORK?
Where are we better off? :hihi: