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tristar
13-08-03, 04:31 PM
Another e-mail I got.

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK - you
must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - your can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK
- you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers.
SO WHY IS IT AGAIN THAT WE WORK?

Where are we better off? :hihi:

hollygolightly
13-08-03, 05:13 PM
:lol:

So true :lol:

:banghead: Why?

Mistyeyeddreamer
13-08-03, 07:37 PM
Tragic but true :(

Old people die of hyperthermia while prisoners are fed and kept warm at our expense :(

Oops, sorry wrong folder

Misty

Titch
14-08-03, 08:59 PM
How true is that :lol: :lol:

Beth
14-08-03, 09:05 PM
nice little thing there thanks tri!

so sad so true though :(

sapphirelily10
15-08-03, 02:35 AM
sorry...don't know if I was meant to ...nearly fell off myseat laughing....
... :lol:

Sapph :D

Matthew
15-08-03, 04:16 PM
ooooooh, scary true?!! :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

Neighboured
03-09-03, 01:00 AM
Yes, but whilst this is true, your worker do not have to spend his nights sharing a locked 8 x 10 cell with a 21 stone man who insists on calling him "Gloria" and "honeybun..." And who thinks he look "sooo cute in that nice little gingham dress" that he just loves him to wear. :lol:

sapphirelily10
03-09-03, 01:05 AM
Neighboured

Very vivid imagination!? :lol:

Sapph

Neighboured
03-09-03, 01:07 AM
Of course I have a vivid imagination! Goes with the job of being a journalist. B) PS. Please read my new up-dated post above! ;)