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Matthew
09-11-06, 06:59 PM
:o :no:

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk)
Beth
09-11-06, 07:05 PM
wonder if vast amounts of alcohol were involved :rolleyes:
what a burke :no:
er 59
09-11-06, 07:05 PM
damn stupid idiot what on earth is wrong with some people :rolleyes:
tact77
09-11-06, 07:09 PM
He must have been very bored.
Eeyore
10-11-06, 07:43 AM
Serves him right, stupid idiot, and typical for Sunderland - they also attacked and stripped a fire engine, same area, same night :(
Crazy Dog
10-11-06, 07:56 AM
He'll be lucky if he survives. Lots of important blood vessels around there so he can probably look forward to septicaemia.

One newspaper I read reports that he is a squaddie. If his injuries don't get him booted out they'll probably have to give him a desk job (and a very soft cushion).
StoneHenge
10-11-06, 08:28 AM
Well, I wouldn't want to be him when he next needs a number two.

What a complete fool. Did he really want to kill himself. Not a very good way to go. Blithering idiot!
Crazy Dog
10-11-06, 08:34 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(StoneHenge &#064; 10th November 2006 &#045; 8&#58;28 AM) 209463</div>

Did he really want to kill himself. Not a very good way to go. Blithering idiot&#33;
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No, he just wanted to look cool in front of his mates. He&#39;ll be a talking point (and laughing stock) for years to come. Imagine the regimental reunions when they&#39;re in their 70s.

"I remember you - you&#39;re the idiot who ended up with a colostomy bag because you shoved a firework up your bottom."
Annabel
10-11-06, 09:26 AM
Well, I wouldn&#39;t want to be him when he next needs a number two[/b]

:lol: :lol: :lol: just what i was thinking...what a numnut&#33;
Noise Stopper
10-11-06, 10:30 AM
As the old joke says:

"Rectum?"

"Yep blew &#39;em to pieces&#33;" :hihi: :hihi:

Ian :nfh1:
Planet 24
10-11-06, 12:12 PM
As Eeyore said it could only happen in Sunderland &#39;Black Cats&#39; are the nickname for Sunderland Football team. It said on ceefax that he was imitating the film Jackass... what a pr*t&#33;
Sparrow
10-11-06, 12:16 PM
If he was 22 and copying something off the telly he really does need help :bigeyes: It makes you wonder what sort of a warped world we live in ...

sparrow :(