Backside Firework Prank Backfires

[Matthew]

:o :no:

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk)

[Beth]

wonder if vast amounts of alcohol were involved :rolleyes:
what a burke :no:

[er 59]

damn stupid idiot what on earth is wrong with some people :rolleyes:

[tact77]

He must have been very bored.

[Eeyore]

Serves him right, stupid idiot, and typical for Sunderland - they also attacked and stripped a fire engine, same area, same night :(

[Crazy Dog]

He'll be lucky if he survives. Lots of important blood vessels around there so he can probably look forward to septicaemia.

One newspaper I read reports that he is a squaddie. If his injuries don't get him booted out they'll probably have to give him a desk job (and a very soft cushion).

[StoneHenge]

Well, I wouldn't want to be him when he next needs a number two.

What a complete fool. Did he really want to kill himself. Not a very good way to go. Blithering idiot!

[Crazy Dog]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(StoneHenge @ 10th November 2006 - 8:28 AM) 209463</div>
Did he really want to kill himself. Not a very good way to go. Blithering idiot!
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No, he just wanted to look cool in front of his mates. He'll be a talking point (and laughing stock) for years to come. Imagine the regimental reunions when they're in their 70s.

"I remember you - you're the idiot who ended up with a colostomy bag because you shoved a firework up your bottom."

[Annabel]

Well, I wouldn't want to be him when he next needs a number two[/b]

:lol: :lol: :lol: just what i was thinking...what a numnut!

[Noise Stopper]

As the old joke says:

"Rectum?"

"Yep blew 'em to pieces!" :hihi: :hihi:

Ian :nfh1:

[Planet 24]

As Eeyore said it could only happen in Sunderland 'Black Cats' are the nickname for Sunderland Football team. It said on ceefax that he was imitating the film Jackass... what a pr*t!

[Sparrow]

If he was 22 and copying something off the telly he really does need help :bigeyes: It makes you wonder what sort of a warped world we live in ...

sparrow :(