Asbo Man Threatens To Torch Himself...

[Matthew]

A NEIGHBOUR from hell threatened to set himself on fire in a four-hour siege.

Read this news directly from NFH in Britain: News Online. (http://www.nfh.org.uk/news/index.php?category=all&id=315)

[Annabel]

I am gonna say it, I dont care....


One less to worry about.......

runs away to hide :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Matthew]

:D Mhhmmmm, yes, I doubt this guy will get much of a public sympathy vote!

Don't hide Annabel! :P

[freakyfun]

I think he needs professional help :(

FF

[Mistyeyeddreamer]

Oh, you can just see him can't you, stamping his little feet and demanding that he be allowed to do as he pleases :angry:

He had no intention of setting himself alight, he was doing it to get attention. Either that or he's so awful even he can't stand living with himself :P

Misty_keeping_her_sympathy_for_dumbo's_neighbours

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Mistyeyeddreamer@Aug 12 2003, 5:06 PM
Either that or he's so awful even he can't stand living with himself :P
Hey, there's a thought Misty.......do you think anyone has ever reported themself to the EH Dept/HA, etc for being an NFH?! :D :lol:

[Neighboured]

Yeah, man! Professional help. Like: "Hey, bro! Here's a box of matches. Now, don't you strike them all at once, ya' hear?" :jump:

[mazza]

Gosh, what a brute.

Obviously hasn't learned his lesson then.

Oh well, he'll only be picked up again as a homeless case tomorrow by some other Council... ;)

[tristar]

I've heard that swan vestas are the best matches to buy...should I throw him a box? :lol: :P :lol:

Tri :lol:

[sombrueil]

If he needs any help lighting the matches i will be glad to help him on his merry way. Another SC*M bag out of the way.