Ladies

[tortoise]

To rid yourself and all of the members on this forum of their NFH you have to sleep with one of the following men.

Bernard Manning 8-X or John McCririck. 8-X

But which one would you choose?

Or would you let us all suffer our NFH for many years to come!! :devil:



I am still wondering if I could go ahead with it!! :sicky:

[Planet 24]

I suppose if you were that desperate you'd have to shut your eyes and think of England ...Bernard would probably squash you to death and John probably bore you sensless by moaning about the state of the sheets that you didnt iron!

Maybe I'll stick.... but thanks for the offer :blush:

[tact77]

LOL T, you are funny.



It would have to be Bernard (it would take at least 20 drinks first though), John is really really YUK!

P.S. Why did I think of turkey when I saw that name?

[er 59]

:lol: what a choice ok bernard manning maybe john tic tac doo dah man no way you are all on your own im afraid 8-X

tact ...... you thought of turkey because of the name bernard as in matthews bootiful ;)

[tortoise]

I never thought thought I would say this, but Bernard "I'm waiting"

The things you do for your mates!

[sp54]

What a rotten choice, T :badmood: but.......


.......Come on Bernard, you've pulled :lol:

[Would need to be seriously drunk though :blink: ]

[Planet 24]

Ok you won me over, but it would have to be a quick missionary none of that exotic stuff Bernard!

[er 59]

careful ladies you will all have poor old bernard thinking he is a love god :hihi:

[tortoise]

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Phowarrrrrr

[tact77]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Planet 24 &#064; 7th November 2006 &#045; 5&#58;11 PM) 208729</div>
Ok you won me over, but it would have to be a quick missionary none of that exotic stuff Bernard&#33; [/b]



LMAO, P24 you saucy thing you&#33;

[marieuk]

Hi all,


God what a choice :bigeyes: i think i would have yo go with the majority Bernard, but I also agree with planet about no exotic stuff but when i think of missionary my chest gets tight and i find it hard to breath i wonder why that might be :D



Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxx

[tact77]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mumski &#064; 7th November 2006 &#045; 5&#58;14 PM) 208730</div>
You could always add Bernard Matthew to the list...............[/b]



At least he could make you dinner afterwards :hihi:

[Planet 24]

At least he could make you dinner afterwards[/b]

As long as he doesnt say Bootiful or turn out to be a breast man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

:hihi: @ P24, although i can only half agree with your choice :unsure: i couldnt do missionary cos i couldnt bear to watch :no: so quickly Bernard, i&#39;ll bend over, you do your stuff 8-X

[tact77]

LOL, LOL, LOL @ BM. You are soooo funny.

[Sparrow]

8-X i wont be sleeping tonight now with that picture in my head Bm&#33;&#33; :lol:

sparrow :hiding:

[marieuk]

LMAO :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: @ BM and Planet




Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[madblade]

Oo-er, tough choice but it&#39;d have to be Bernard... the thought of John McCririck commentating through the whole thing puts me off entirely&#33; :hihi:

[Domestic Goddess]

I&#39;d go for Bernard and JM makes my flesh crawl.

I&#39;d have to be blindfolded though

ooh I feel all dirty now&#33;

[tortoise]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Domestic Goddess &#064; 8th November 2006 &#045; 8&#58;39 AM) 208841</div>


I&#39;d have to be blindfolded though

[/b]

I think I would have to be drugged&#33; :bigeyes:

[StoneHenge]

Euueeewwww&#33; you lot&#33;

I&#39;m sorry but it would have to be Bernard (what a lucky man he is, if only he knew we were talking about him&#33;).

Yup, I&#39;m in the BM camp here, take me for dinner, get me trolleyed, bend over, leave before you can say &#39;Did the Earth Move for you dear&#39;.

Yuk, honestly, I am feeling queazy at the very thought of having to do anything like that.

Now why didn&#39;t you say Robert Redford for a million, and rid of all the NFh. That, I would do (even if he is really old now&#33;).

[tortoise]

Because you have to make a sacrifice, not enjoy it&#33;&#33;&#33; :hihi:

[StoneHenge]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tortoise &#064; 8th November 2006 &#045; 10&#58;32 AM) 208854</div>

Because you have to make a sacrifice, not enjoy it&#33;&#33;&#33; :hihi:
[/b]

OK, Brad pit with Bernard Mannings face mask on?

[BelaLu]

Aha, ha, hahahahahahah
I have to agree with Bonkers Mad, I couldn&#39;t watch either.
You could, of course, use the 2-Bag method.
One on his head...and one on yours in case his splits&#33;&#33;&#33;

But if it were John McC or nothing, I am afraid we will all have to carry on suffering.

That has seriously brightened my day. Thanks guys.
And now I have to sit through a meeting and NOT LAUGH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
>>:-)))

[sp54]

I wonder why John McC has no takers then? :unsure: :rolleyes: :lol:

8-X

[tortoise]

And calling his wife "Booby" :bigeyes:

What does he think he looks like with that stupid hat. :hihi:

[smokeydeadlegs]

I know, I know, I do not have the credentials to post in this thread, well last time i looked anyway but hey girls I have the solution to your problem and could it be a better choice ~ how &#39;bout ~ John Prescott, yes that&#39;s right a true ladies man and now I will make a hasty exit lol :bigeyes:

[sp54]

:bigeyes: John Prescott?

8-X

Rather be celibate myself :lol: :rolleyes:

[StoneHenge]

Oh smokey - what a choice&#33;

Nope, I&#39;d rather give myself a tooth extraction with no anesthetic thanks&#33;&#33;&#33;

Ohhhh you lot, and I was going to have sausage casserole last night and couldn&#39;t face it with all this talk, so I had to have omlette&#33;&#33;

You cruel people&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

[Planet 24]

Well if were going to go down that road what about our Tony... I&#39;m sure I can arrange a rendezvous in the Red Lion......after all he&#39;s the man who was going to stop the nfh brigade in the first place, and before you ask I would rather pluck out my own entrails than have a quickie with Tone.

[sp54]

No way am I a Tony B fan :no: but given the other options of John McC, Bernard M and John Prescott, if it did rid us all of our NFH, I would do the deed with Tony :blink:

All for the sake of you lot of course. I might even keep my eyes open too :lol: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[er 59]

ooooh sp you shameless hussey :blush: :hihi:

[Planet 24]

I bet you love him really, Planet....[/b].....like a dose of poison... and I&#39;m not that depressed...yet

[sp54]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(er 59 &#064; 9th November 2006 &#045; 1&#58;39 PM) 209214</div>

ooooh sp you shameless hussey :blush: :hihi:
[/b]

:lol:

It would purely be a social experiment you know ;) :lol: :blush:

[Planet 24]

It would purely be a social experiment you know [/b] as in social intercourse :D

[er 59]

ok sp if you say so ;)

would you kiss and tell though :o

[sp54]

:lol: :hihi: :hihi: @ P24


Er, if I did, I would donate my &#39;fee&#39; to NFHiB :thumbs:

[sp54]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mumski &#064; 9th November 2006 &#045; 5&#58;30 PM) 209304</div>

A night of "bliss" with Tony to get rid of my nfh forever?
YES PLEASE............. :thankyou:
[/b]

:lol: :hihi: :hihi: @ mumski :thumbs:

Oh, Mumski, have you no shame, woman? :lol: :P

[tact77]

So one of the above or this beauty&#33;&#33;&#33;

[sp54]

:bigeyes: Thanks anyway, tact, but I&#39;ll stick with Tone :lol:

[tortoise]

Tony Blair reminds me of my Father in law. I don&#39;t know why as he looks nothing like him&#33; :bigeyes:

No-one mentioned a fee for this you know. You just rid all of us of our NFH&#39;s. :P

You have all proved what great mates you are by agreeing to sleep with Bernard Manning. :D :notworthy:


Now Gents, what about you? I can only think of Ann Widdecombe. Any other ideas??

[tact77]

Or

[sp54]

T, I&#39;d get the fee from a dodgy Sunday newspaper for my kiss and tell story :lol: :hihi: :hihi:


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tortoise &#064; 9th November 2006 &#045; 6&#58;32 PM) 209321</div>

Now Gents, what about you? I can only think of Ann Widdecombe. Any other ideas??
[/b]

Margaret Becket?? :unsure:

[tact77]

LMAO Geg you need your eyes testing, its Jackie Stallone and for the life of me can&#39;t remember the other things name, she was the one who got the massive divorce settlement in America.

[tortoise]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sp54 &#064; 9th November 2006 &#045; 6&#58;36 PM) 209328</div>

T, I&#39;d get the fee from a dodgy Sunday newspaper for my kiss and tell story :lol: :hihi: :hihi:

[/b]

Typical it all comes down to money :P

I&#39;ll be right behind you telling them I put you up to it&#33; Where&#39;s my 50%? :hihi:

[sp54]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tortoise &#064; 9th November 2006 &#045; 8&#58;38 PM) 209384</div>

Typical it all comes down to money :P

I&#39;ll be right behind you telling them I put you up to it&#33; Where&#39;s my 50%? :hihi:
[/b]


:rolleyes: :unsure: :P

:lol: :hihi:

[StoneHenge]

Jackie Stallone&#33; Now there is a thought&#33;

I can&#39;t think of many women as ugly as those two&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


How low can you go&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[smokeydeadlegs]

Geeze you lot are sooooooo embarrassing ~ the mind boggles ~ WoW heh, heh (dirty laugh) :blush:

[tortoise]

OK in the battle for greater good and ridding us all of our NFH&#39;s, I am going to make a sacrifice. :cry:

I am going to sleep with George Clooney.

I know, I know it will be hard :blush: but I am willing to undergo the trauma just for all of you. :D

Now how good a friend am I? :hihi:

:P

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

:hihi: :hihi: so touching :thumbs:

[mrmagoo]

I can&#39;t believe I have missed this thread, it&#39;s more steamy than a Mills & Boon novel.

Bernard Manning...ladies please :bigeyes:

mrmagoo

[marieuk]

OK i have not read this thread since it was Bernard, and now john and Tony have been included in the equation, but boy what i choice the blokes have :D :P :D






Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Planet 24]

I can&#39;t believe I have missed this thread, it&#39;s more steamy than a Mills & Boon novel.

Bernard Manning...ladies please
[/b]

We&#39;re Desperate... :hihi: ......to get rid of nfh&#39;s we&#39;d do anything ....sorry anyone :blush:

[mrmagoo]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(marieuk &#064; 13th November 2006 &#045; 3&#58;53 PM) 210419</div>


OK i have not read this thread since it was Bernard, and now john and Tony have been included in the equation, but boy what i choice the blokes have :D :P :D

[/b]

Sorry never, no way, couldn&#39;t do it eyerrrrrrrrgh 8-X

I would rather take all of your nfh&#39;s off your hands and suffer the torment for you.

unless by any chance Demi Moore and Caprice changed their names to Ann Widdecombe and Jo Brand by deed poll then I&#39;d save you all gladly :D

mrmagoo

[jenny wren]

hello all jenny wren here,

To get rid of my neighbour from hell, I would glue my eyes closed, think of England, make love to Bernard Manning and Bungy jump off the Suspension bridge, two ropes not one, ( I am all for safety), They could watch if they like, I would take great delight in telling them they would be gone in a puff of smoke.

[smokeydeadlegs]

Here&#39;s food for thought gal&#39;s ~ what about a four-some, yup you got it BM JP and Gordon Brown with the quivering lip all on the end of Jennywrens rope and before you ask George Clooney is out of bounds.
Bet that makes your minds boggle :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[tortoise]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(smokeydeadlegs &#064; 14th November 2006 &#045; 4&#58;07 AM) 210527</div>


before you ask George Clooney is out of bounds.

[/b]

Too right&#33;

To everyone but me&#33; :hihi:

[coppernob]

8-X :sicky: Sorry you lot but no way, none of &#39;em :P I&#39;d rather suffer&#33;