View Full Version : Ooh, Ouch! Some people are just too fussy!
Spotted this in the DM today - made my eyes water :bigeyes: and I'm a woman :hihi:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17784945%26method=full%26siteid=94762% 26headline=chopper%2dit%2doff%2dagain-name_page.html)
sassieb
20-09-06, 02:10 PM
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Bonkers Mad!!!
20-09-06, 02:16 PM
what a waste of a willy :hihi:
seriously though, if i was having to have a penis transplant i'd want bigger than 4 inches :yes: ;) :lol:
If you were having a penis transplant BM, I'd be seriously concerned for you, you mad mare! :P :lol:
StoneHenge
20-09-06, 02:32 PM
Bm, is that so you don't have to have a man then? :P
Ouch is all I can say. Poor fellow. Just got some man hood back (22 years his junior) and has to have chopped off again.
Must admit though, it would be kind of strange knowing you were actually having sex with someone else's willy and not your own husbands. Kind of like having an affair!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(StoneHenge @ 20th September 2006 - 1:32 PM) 199549</div>
Must admit though, it would be kind of strange knowing you were actually having sex with someone else's willy and not your own husbands. Kind of like having an affair!
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:lol: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
That's what I thought :o :rolleyes:
LOL Stoney, I never thought of that, do you think erm "performance" would change? :P :lol:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Eeyore @ 20th September 2006 - 1:37 PM) 199554</div>
LOL Stoney, I never thought of that, do you think erm "performance" would change? :P :lol:
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It would if it was 22 years younger :lol: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
:blush: :rolleyes:
StoneHenge
20-09-06, 02:43 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Eeyore @ 20th September 2006 - 1:37 PM) 199554</div>
LOL Stoney, I never thought of that, do you think erm "performance" would change? :P :lol:
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Well, there's only one way to find out eh girls? Now, just need to find a 22 year old willy attached to a 44 year old man! :bigeyes:
Ah but is it the tools or the way you use em? :lol: And doesn't a bad workman always blame his tools? :hihi:
Bonkers Mad!!!
20-09-06, 03:01 PM
:hihi: :hihi: you bunch of nutters
LMAO at you lot. But all that pain for 4 inches! :bigeyes:
Bonkers Mad!!!
20-09-06, 04:22 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tact77 @ 20th September 2006 - 3:20 PM) 199575</div>
LMAO at you lot. But all that pain for 4 inches! :bigeyes:
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my point exactly :lol:
StoneHenge
20-09-06, 04:54 PM
Maybe the wife did it Yi Win, hoping for a bigger replacement!
Do you reckon that 4" was the "flaccid" size :blush:
Or could 4" have been the "firm" size and that's why the wife was upset with it :blush: cos it didn't "come up" to her expectations :hihi:
Well, there's only one way to find out eh girls? Now, just need to find a 22 year old willy attached to a 44 year old man! [/b]
Let us know Stoney if you find one :hihi:
marieuk
20-09-06, 05:08 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bonkers Mad!!! @ 20th September 2006 - 3:21 PM) 199576</div>
my point exactly :lol:
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Well i am glad it was not just me who was concerned about the 4inch thing, :P although the average lenght of a ladies big V (ok i did not know what to call it without offending someone :rolleyes: :thumbs: )is only supposed to be 4 inch now thats somthing to ponder about!
Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxx
:lol: What are you lot like? :rolleyes: :P
Bonkers Mad!!!
20-09-06, 05:13 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(marieuk @ 20th September 2006 - 4:07 PM) 199586</div>
Well i am glad it was not just me who was concerned about the 4inch thing, :P although the average lenght of a ladies big V (ok i did not know what to call it without offending someone :rolleyes: :thumbs: )is only supposed to be 4 inch now thats somthing to ponder about!
Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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i think you call it a lady garden :lol: :blush: :lol:
marieuk
20-09-06, 05:16 PM
True BM but sometimes people have more of a forest than a garden :P :P
Anyway mine is known as a strip :blush: :blush: :blush:
Oh its a good job we are all friends :-)
Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxx
Right now I am confused, if a ladies garden/bush/forrest/big v is only 4 inches where does the other 5 go? :blush: :lol: and maybe instead of having it chopped off again he could of just asked for another one to be attached!
Bonkers Mad!!!
20-09-06, 05:23 PM
mines more like a jungle :lol: havent bothered mowing it all year :lol: au naturel :hihi:
i know, i know, too much information
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tact77 @ 20th September 2006 - 4:20 PM) 199592</div>
Right now I am confused, if a ladies garden/bush/forrest/big v is only 4 inches where does the other 5 go? :blush: :lol: and maybe instead of having it chopped off again he could of just asked for another one to be attached!
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now now, no need to show off :hihi:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bonkers Mad!!! @ 20th September 2006 - 4:22 PM) 199593</div>
mines more like a jungle :lol: havent bothered mowing it all year :lol: au naturel :hihi:
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BM for goodness sake don't let ITV hear of your "Au Naturel" look as the next series of "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" could could be quite different :bigeyes:
Probably more interesting tho :hihi: :hihi:
marieuk
20-09-06, 10:26 PM
Oh this thread cracks me up :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
Tact that was the question Mr Muk asked when he saw this thread :lol: :thumbs: :lol:
BM you really make me laugh and there is nothing wrong with au natural :lol:
Love ,Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
StoneHenge
21-09-06, 09:58 AM
What are you lot like. Leave you alone for five minutes and we have ventured into lady garden's now.
I'd say the au natural look was in BM!
I didn't know the big V was only four inches. I shouldn't tell too many blokes that, they might get a little 'deflated' over it.
And as Eeyore said, it's what you do with it that counts!
So come on then? What do you call a cut a trim down there then? Can't be pedicure, manicure, vagicure?
(or will that get censored!) :bigeyes:
I can see this thread ending up in risque business :hihi:
StoneHenge
21-09-06, 10:21 AM
I promise to behave now Eeyore! :P
LOL No, don't go that far! :P
Bonkers Mad!!!
22-09-06, 02:31 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(StoneHenge @ 21st September 2006 - 8:58 AM) 199685</div>
So come on then? What do you call a cut a trim down there then? Can't be pedicure, manicure, vagicure?
(or will that get censored!) :bigeyes:
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i like the sound of vagicure :hihi: i definitely think it should be called that :yes:
StoneHenge
22-09-06, 03:26 PM
Ah BM, but whose suggestion box should we put that into! :P
You can't imagine that on the windows of hairdressers and beauty salons can you? Actually, I could, but what a giggle, and would anyone dare ask! :blush:
marieuk
22-09-06, 08:14 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bonkers Mad!!! @ 22nd September 2006 - 1:30 PM) 199910</div>
i like the sound of vagicure :hihi: i definitely think it should be called that :yes:
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Me too BM :D :D
SH i love the name but wouldn't it just like asking to have bikini line done in beauty salons, the beauty salon i go to have regular clients having a "hollywood" and regular men coming in for back, sack, and cracks done, i once read that you can decorate ur "garden" or "forest" with beads and even dreadlocks :bigeyes: :bigeyes: each to their own :D
Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bonkers Mad!!!
22-09-06, 08:26 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(marieuk @ 22nd September 2006 - 7:14 PM) 199975</div>
i once read that you can decorate ur "garden" or "forest" with beads and even dreadlocks :bigeyes: :bigeyes: each to their own :D
Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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:bigeyes: :bigeyes: :hihi: