NFH Food

[Hulablush]

Is it me or do most NFH tend to be fuelled on cheap quality booze, takeaways, sweets (generally the ones with E numbers to send them mad) and other similar things????

:blink:

[sassieb]

ermmm,,,,,,,,,,,,YES lol

Weed,, E numbers and additives i think are the staple diet of a NFH
:hihi:

[sp54]

Nope, sorry :P

Ours only feed on human blood http://bestsmileys.com/vampire/2.gif

:lol:

[StoneHenge]

LOL SP!!!!! :D

My ex-NFh smoked loads of fags (always had one hanging out of his mouth), was always drinking cheap beer, always eating fried food or take away, so I would have to say YES to that one hula.

I have got a nice sense of satisfaction however that he will probably keel over from a heart attack if he keeps up that sort of life style. He looked rough when I left, I dread to think how he will look in another few years (if he makes it).

[Annabel]

My ex NFH seemed to live on fags, McDonalds and whatever the ice cream van sold 8-X

[c1rcle]

My old nfh would go out early in the evening to clubs for drinkies then come back about midnight nissed as a pewt, sometimes with McScumalds or a trough of Kolesterol Fried Cancer under her arm.

[Kitkat]

:nfh1: Our NFH's, at least the adults are constntly smoking rollup cigarettes. I have no experience of this but my husband and his friends say this is cannabis that is being smoked. It does have a pungunt smell like fruity pipe tobacco.

If this is cannabis, or even the stronger skunk, it may explain the psychotic behavious of our NFH's

[Hulablush]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(c1rcle &#064; 10th August 2006 &#045; 3&#58;06 PM) 187424</div>

My old nfh would go out early in the evening to clubs for drinkies then come back about midnight nissed as a pewt, sometimes with McScumalds or a trough of Kolesterol Fried Cancer under her arm.
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c1rcle..... I&#39;m sorry but that cracked me up&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: especially nissed as a pewt, ha ha :thumbs:

Domino&#39;s pizza used to make regular deliveries..... washed down with alcopops.......

[c1rcle]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kitkat &#064; 10th August 2006 &#045; 3&#58;26 PM) 187429</div>

:nfh1: Our NFH&#39;s, at least the adults are constntly smoking rollup cigarettes. I have no experience of this but my husband and his friends say this is cannabis that is being smoked. It does have a pungunt smell like fruity pipe tobacco.

If this is cannabis, or even the stronger skunk, it may explain the psychotic behavious of our NFH&#39;s
[/b]
Someone I know grows it themself for selling but smokes a lot of it himself & you described the smell perfectly :)



Hulla I&#39;m glad I brought a smile & a laugh to your day :D

[Eeyore]

Ours lived on the cheapest of the cheap, or whatever her mother paid for/they scrounged :lol: Parties were all bright tacky cheap cakes and lollies, weekends, we&#39;d always get takeaway, so they had to, but we&#39;d spend £15 or so on a decent place, they&#39;d get kebab and chips delivered from along the road, and share it among 4 :rolleyes:

They couldn&#39;t afford much booze, if they did, he&#39;d sit in the garden drinking, out front, for everyone to see, the opnce a year she went out, she&#39;d take her own vodka in a bag to top up her drinks as she could only afford one drink :hihi:

As for the ice cream man, he&#39;d stop every day, and toot his horn, Monday - Wednesday was always a no no for ice cream as they only got paid on a Thursday

[smoo22]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Eeyore &#064; 10th August 2006 &#045; 5&#58;04 PM) 187461</div>

- Wednesday was always a no no for ice cream as they only got paid on a Thursday
[/b]
:hihi: :hihi: Unless they had just blagged a "tap offy" one o their buddies, eh?&#33;

Mine were the snotty type - she&#39;d shout for "asparagus for the barbie Dah-ling" and such tosh. Oh, yea, and what Madam wants, she gets&#33; Including lumps of every other neighbour&#39;s land. Lord and Lady they get called in the village - some have even joked they&#39;re going to change the village to "( NFHSurname)sville" one night&#33; I really hope they do ;)

They remind me a bit of Hyacinth Bucket and her poor long-suffering hubby, so they probably eat and drink much the shame.
Leetle tipplesywoos of sherry as an aperitif, anyone? :wine: :lol:

[Domestic Goddess]

Mine smokes roll ups. Thankfully I have no idea what they eat&#33;

[rb2002]

My NFH seems to life souly on liquids :lol: The recycle bin is usually overflowing with empty cheap cider bottle....you know 99p for 2 litres, doubles as paint stripper. Hey maybe he&#39;s decorating and not really drinking :blink:

[Sparrow]

Our ex nfh used to live on cider and black&#33; Perhaps he thought this was the grown up version of apple and blackcurrant like my kids drink&#33; :lol: I remember one night he had come home and thrown up in the front room and went into panic shouting at his girlfriend to phone for an ambulance as he was bringing up blood - it was the blackcurrant in his drink lolAnd pizza - every night - we could set our clock by the pizza delivery man :rolleyes: he usually arrived 5 mins before nfh rolled in from the pub - think this was so his girlfriend would pay for the pizza - till she wised up and used to ignore the door so pizza man would walk down to the pub to fetch him&#33; :lol:

Sparrow :D

[er 59]

:lol: you lot make me laugh

dont know what my nfh used to eat but i do know she used to give her kids chicken soup for breakfast in the winter 8-X

[ellengrace]

Sorry, had to edit this. ( My choice to do so.)

Ellengrace

[edgey79]

I don&#39;t imagine NFH eating caviar and truffles, that&#39;s for sure&#33;

[harrassed mother]

Dont know what my NFH eat, she passes my house lots of times during the day but you never see any shopping bags......actually thats the first time I&#39;ve thought of that, Thats a bit eerie really, she has lots of young teenagers going round(she is 32) buying drugs, mayby she&#39;s a vampire.......... :o She has 2 kids as do I and I&#39;m forever at Asda....Does make you wonder........... :o

[sp54]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(harrassed mother &#064; 11th August 2006 &#045; 2&#58;22 AM) 187639</div>

Dont know what my NFH eat, she passes my house lots of times during the day but you never see any shopping bags......actually thats the first time I&#39;ve thought of that, Thats a bit eerie really, she has lots of young teenagers going round(she is 32) buying drugs, mayby she&#39;s a vampire.......... :o She has 2 kids as do I and I&#39;m forever at Asda....Does make you wonder........... :o
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Clearly, your NFH follows the same diet as mine ;)

[see post on previous page :lol: ]

[Hulablush]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the victim &#064; 10th August 2006 &#045; 8&#58;26 PM) 187537</div>

They keep the BBQ clean as i have seen the cat lick it clean after every use. :sicky:
[/b]

Oh I&#39;m glad I started this post off as some of the examples make me laugh&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don&#39;t forget, when the NFH eat, they also use all of our front gardens as rubbish dumps&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Hulablush]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Green Eyed Girl &#064; 11th August 2006 &#045; 10&#58;51 AM) 187741</div>

I believe that a lot of bad behaviour form kids (and adults)is based on eating unhealthy food
[/b]

Hi GEG,

I absolutely 100% agree with you on that one..... especially the over diagnosis these days of ADHD and the doctors shoving Ritalin down the kids&#39; throats when better food would improve their behaviour a whole lot more.

[Hulablush]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Green Eyed Girl &#064; 11th August 2006 &#045; 2&#58;59 PM) 187829</div>

never mind what type of lager it is other than the full deisal fuel like Special Brew :bigeyes: :glug:
[/b]

Special Brew - otherwise known as "Wifebeater" :(

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the victim &#064; 11th August 2006 &#045; 4&#58;06 PM) 187850</div>

Our NFH had chips from the chip shop 2 bags between 5 of them.
It must be a big thing for them, as they have been showing off the paper for the last 4 days on the garden table. :withstupid:
[/b]

thevictim.... what you just posted was spot on.... so funny :lol:

My old NFH always liked to show off the pizza boxes every bin collection day in the same way. :D

[tact77]

Well I must be a NFH.



I LOVE McDonalds, Kentucky,kebabs, pizza and chips&#33; :bigeyes: :lol:



My kids hate all junk food, so they eat very healthly whilst I would eat a take away every night if I could.

[kebea41]

Hi Everybody,

The young yobs who used to live next door to me were amazing.

One evening they must have been skint and six of them were sat on the muck in the back garden sharing a fried fish from the fish shop.
They all ended up arguing who had got the biggest piece.
Then to top that they shared two kitkats and two bottles of stella.

After half hour they all ended up arguing again who got the most and four of them called the other two vile names and stormed off, this was the only time i laughed my head off at this idiots.

Seeing is believing i wish i had video it cos when i told my mates they all thought i was kidding but i am not.

Would have made a great tv show lol :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[edgey79]

I&#39;d have liked to have seen that&#33;

[Hulablush]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the victim &#064; 11th August 2006 &#045; 4&#58;17 PM) 187859</div>

Did they also let the empty beer bottles build up for a week or so too. :glug:
[/b]

No, it was a single mum who hardly had any mates (she had slowly alienated them all) so it was just the big 1 litre bottles of WKD or some vodka mix thing,

[the kick off]

Pizza erm Pizza and oh yes Pizza

[lordi]

yep, deffo.
people in our street eat fried stuff, burgers etc, cheap beer and fags. amazing what you can buy on benefits&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :banghead:

[Sparrow]

I usually go for the shop brand 90% of the time - I begrudge paying over 50p a tin for beans or those spaghetti things the kids like when morrissons do them for 15p :rolleyes: Same with breakfast cereals - half the time they get made in the same factory as the brand name&#33;

There is one supermarket brand I would never buy as we have a friend who drives for Asda and he goes to the factory to pick stock up and he says :o *****price is all Im saying :blush:

Sparrow x

[Miss Understood]

There&#39;s absolutely nothing wrong with buying reduced price goods, cheapest brands etc. In my book, that&#39;s good housekeeping&#33;

I&#39;m fortunate in that I have a high income and could afford to buy the &#39;finest&#39; most &#39;luxury&#39; without noticing the dent in the funds. But I don&#39;t. Why? Because at one time I was really poor (and homeless too) so I learnt then how to stretch the budget for food. And I continue it today. I refuse to pay high prices for something just for the sake of it.

I don&#39;t buy packs of chicken breasts because I refuse to pay more for two chicken breasts in a pack than I would for a whole chicken. For example, Tesco are currently selling two chickens for £4.50. I buy two and then joint them myself into the various legs, breasts, wings etc. and freeze them separately. The carcass, I boil up to make stock for soups which again can be frozen.

A large chicken will last me and my family (4 in all) for three meals - roast on Sunday, cold with salad and jacket spud on Monday and then the pickings put into a filling, hearty soup full of vegetables and goodness, made with stock from the carcass - and a tin of 9p chopped tomatoes from Tesco&#33;

I buy the reduced price meat and then shove it in the freezer for another day.
If there&#39;s a special offer on, say, tins of tuna (e.g. bogof) I buy &#39;em up and stick them in the store cupboard.

The only two things I don&#39;t compromise on are baked beans (has to be Heinz&#33;) and butter (has to be Lurpak slightly salted&#33;)

It has now become a challenge to me to feed us well and properly on as little as possible&#33;

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

:blink: Ewwww 8-X :lol:

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

GEG, its not the courgettes that are the problem, it&#39;s the idea of using them in a choc chip cookie recipe that made me :sicky:

[Bonkers Mad!!!]

i&#39;ll take your word for it :unsure:

[Hulablush]

Sorry..... M&S has the best quality food...... oh yes..... so the price is worth paying (if you can afford to).

[Noise Stopper]

My Ex&#39;s Mum lived out if M&S and yes the food was lovely but I always felt that it was a bit pricey for what it was. Having said that we treated ourselves to lobster of the quayside the other day fresh is best if you can get it

Ian :nfh1:

Ps: Canucks really like banana bread? :bigeyes:

[Beth]

banana bread is nice, just a thicker version of banana cake ;)

[elm1981]

NFH don&#39;t seem to eat anything that isn&#39;t frozen or takeaways, this in itself must be expensive but they also smoke like chimneys and do an awful lot of coke (not the cola)

Oh yeah and he&#39;s on the dole (not working honest, wonder where he goes in that big white gardening van then&#33;)

[Omega]

Having to resort to the cheapest brands is embarrassing [/b]

Your shouldn&#39;t be embarrassed GEG :angry: When we go to our nearest town we shop ocasionally in Morrisons, they&#39;re value for money&#33;&#33;&#33; Anyway we like tinned plum tomatoes and we bought their cheapest tin possible I believe about 15-17p (normal size tin) - anyway when we opened the can it was full of whole plum tomatoes in lovely thick tomato juice :bigeyes: :thumbs: Something we never expected&#33; So now we buy the cheap tins as 99% of the time they are value for money :thumbs:

[Omega]

Ooh that&#39;s one of my favorites as well. Do you mop the juice up with bread? [/b]


Yes Sledge absolutely ;) but my real favourite is Bacon, fried bread and tinned toms :thumbs: unfortunately not very healthy with the fried bread but as a treat now and then yummy :thumbs:

[smokeydeadlegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the victim &#064; 11th August 2006 &#045; 5&#58;16 PM) 187882</div>

Only if you collect the free meal tickets out the news paper ( NFH guide to good eating ) saves more money for booze :thumbs: :thumbs:
[/b]

Hmm, good thread but lets keep it factual, strikes me some of The Victims here must go ransacking the bins to find out this info&#39;, how on earth could you know this, fiction or fact ???

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sledge &#064; 12th August 2006 &#045; 8&#58;58 PM) 188159</div>

Maybe I&#39;m taking this thread a bit too seriously but I&#39;d hate to think that our weekly shop is scrutinised by our neighbours to the extent they read the sell by dates on our food&#33; Actually shops can&#39;t sell out of date meat but they do reduce the price as it gets to its sell by date and yes we do buy it- so isn&#39;t this good money sense?

And I like the occasional beer and save money by buying in bulk. I also tend to save the emptys for one trip to the bottle bank. Perhaps that makes me a drunkard in the eyes of our neighbours.

Who knows and who cares?
[/b]

Couldn&#39;t agree with you more Sledge, you have said it all with those words -
Who knows and who cares?
We&#39;ve all heard of Bin Laden now it&#39;s Bin Raider we have to worry &#39;bout.

Oh by the way Hi Guy&#39;s.

[smokeydeadlegs]

You need to read between the lines with this one, it goes deeper - I always thought ransacking bins was an NFH trait..... - you&#39;ve got it in one, need I say more.

[lightyears]

i dont know what nfh eat, i was not aware that they did eat,(i was not aware that cr*p ate) but if they do i would like to bake then a nice chocolate cake(chocolsate laxative that is)(that would keep them bust for a little wile)(as i was advised by one of our board members)
or we could just feed them syonide with a huge :P and all the tremmings

[rakki]

OMG starving the children :angry: :angry: :badmood: Social services should be involved, even if it is an anon phone call

[Toots]

Food round our way is...

Butties...

Yoghurt....

Pot Noodles (that&#39;s usually on Income Support payday&#33;) :hihi:

Beer for the mums, well actually it&#39;s strongbow cider....

[Hulablush]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(shechem &#064; 20th August 2006 &#045; 1&#58;45 AM) 191241</div>

i dont know what nfh eat, i was not aware that they did eat,(i was not aware that cr*p ate) but if they do i would like to bake then a nice chocolate cake(chocolsate laxative that is)(that would keep them bust for a little wile)(as i was advised by one of our board members)
or we could just feed them syonide with a huge :P and all the tremmings
[/b]

Oh my gosh, was I not tempted to do the laxative gift or what&#33;?&#33;

Sadly, I refrained from doing so. :D

[smoo22]

Oooh&#33; I hadn&#39;t thought of that one&#33;&#33; :hihi: :hihi:

[sassieb]

Id give them a chocolate mousse made fro the same as what they spout

[Toots]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sassieb &#064; 14th September 2006 &#045; 5&#58;48 PM) 198641</div>

Id give them a chocolate mousse made fro the same as what they spout
[/b]

:thumbs: :hihi: Don&#39;t tempt me&#33;

[ldr]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Hulablush &#064; 10th August 2006 &#045; 12&#58;43 PM) 187391</div>

Is it me or do most NFH tend to be fuelled on cheap quality booze, takeaways, sweets (generally the ones with E numbers to send them mad) and other similar things????

:blink:
[/b]
yes&#33; tons of wine for my neighbour
I have never seen fresh meat being purchased by her.
Her children eat beans on toast most days and ready microwave meals :blink:
I think she herself survives solely on fags and wine though :lol:

[marieuk]

Our Nfh used to work in McDonalds so most of their diet was this, yuk&#33;






Love Muk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[coppernob]

I don&#39;t know what mine eat and I don&#39;t care either as long as they keep away from me :badmood: I know the delightful elder Son likes his funny smelling roll ups and cans as he likes to stand in the street with his mates and advertise the fact :angry:

[smokeydeadlegs]

What a catty bunch :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

If I were a NFH I would not like to get on the wrong side of you lot :lol: :lol:

Anyway here&#39;s my hapeth, my charming neighbours regularly stand at their door fags dangling out of their mouths and that is just the 11 and 12 year olds, only jokin, meant to say their parents.

They are disgusting, I have never seen as much cr*p in a back yard as come from their dogs they RARELY get taken for a walk, at the most once a month, if that. So what do they do with it all, shovel it up and put in the dustbin, not even in a bag, dirty s*d&#39;s, feel sorry for the bin men, the rest goes into the field where the sheep and cattle graze and their kids play. She child minds for 2 very young children and lets them play amongst it ~ eugh, can you imagine, obviously the childrens parents have never been out their back end.
Best part is today the stupid pratt&#39;s had their mongrels parading round if pink and blue dog coats, can you imagine :cry: :bigeyes: :cry:

[smokeydeadlegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Yi Win &#064; 15th November 2006 &#045; 12&#58;07 PM) 210844</div>

mine shovel it up and dump it in my yard&#33;&#33;&#33;
[/b]

Hi Yi Win, is that not just out of consideration to the bin men ?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Yi Win &#064; 15th November 2006 &#045; 12&#58;07 PM) 210844</div>

mine let her kids play in my yard as its easier than cleaning up her own&#33;&#33;&#33;
[/b]

that is in case the bin men take the trash away with them &#33;

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Green Eyed Girl &#064; 15th November 2006 &#045; 12&#58;18 PM) 210852</div>

My NFH loved watching me eat, sleep, and walk about

So anything I ate, he would sit and droul through his falsers at me, as he looked through my windows. Of course with the famous gaint binoculars

I am sure, I saw him burning garbage in his back garden once. I saw the black smoke billowing all over the place. I would hate to have my washing on the line, next door to him.

At least, I stayed on the other side of the road. :angry: :bigeyes:
The funny thing he was proud of who he was, even though I am sure his diet consisted of eating and sucking his food through a straw. :blink:
GEG
xx
[/b]

I can just imagine the fat, beer swilling, lazy barstuard, with food particles stuck in his falsy&#39;s,dribbling as he eat&#39;s, and that is from his nose ~ bet he even wears a string vest and a hanky on his head when the sun comes out &#33;