Women Drivers?

[Matthew]

Was going through some old e-mail's and found these picture attachments in one forwarded message, they're funny because I reckon they could easily apply to some men too! :lol: :lol:

If you've not seen them before, they are worth a look at! :D

http://www.nfh.org.uk/images/board_images/girldriver1.jpg

http://www.nfh.org.uk/images/board_images/girldriver2.jpg

http://www.nfh.org.uk/images/board_images/girldriver3.jpg

http://www.nfh.org.uk/images/board_images/girldriver4.jpg

[peacelily100]

:sicky: Whsat a cheap joke at the expense of brilliant, careful, considerate women drivers. Men are only jealous!!!!!!!!! It would take so much expertise to do these things. Men can only look on with awe! he he he :angel: Peace

[hollygolightly]

I've got a home grown piccy like the first - my step-mum drove her car from the driveway but stopped only when it dropped about ten foot down onto the chicken run :lol:

[Mistyeyeddreamer]

I decided to save the world - I never learned to drive ;)

Misty

[Mistyeyeddreamer]

Actually, if you look carefully at picture number 3, the woman is obviously going to the car closer to the camera next to the strangely parked car. The man walking towards her is, without doubt, the owner of the silly car! :P When asked why he parked that way, he replied with usual male logic "Because I could" :P

Misty

[tristar]

These cars must've been parked by women...only they would have the skill to park so well :lol: :lol:

Tri :D

[sapphirelily10]

i exist ONLY to give women drivers a good name...come and meet me on a road/racetrack anywhere!!!

Or on an advanced driving course! :lol:

Sapph

[mrunhappy]

*GREETINGS SAPH*

Oh dear,you have entered a male territory here.

There are a lot of people, men and women who can
proclaim to have the ability to drive a car quickly.

You need to understand how the car handles when
you put your foot down on the go faster pedal.

When i was younger i would not worry about doing 130+ mph.

In the right conditions.Thankfully im over that stage now.


You need to understand that you are in control of 1ton of
motorised metal,this machine is capeable of killing many people
and you control it.

Please be carefull.

Speaking from experience, Mr u.

[mrunhappy]

*arrrgh women drivers*

Ok lady drivers we have seen the pics dedicated to you.

What do you think.
I personally think that the majority of woman drivers are
reasonably sensible on the roads although a little
hessitant.
wibble,wibble.(verns disease kicking in). :D

[kevinp]

mrunhappy,

You're on you own on this one, good luck :D

Kevin

[hollygolightly]

I'm a very sensible driver. :D

I know how to drive fast (and careful) but don't feel the need to use it, favourite race track and best times at Oulton Park :lol: :P .

One crash - not my fault (someone smashed into the back of me and shunted me into the car in front). Sapph and I both received compensation. :rolleyes:

Silly boy racers - they're the dangerous ones on the roads.

[sapphirelily10]

Hi Mr U
And Kevin(safely neutral!)

I would only do speed on the race track of course! I am quite aware that I need to remember that I am driving a powerful machine.....and in fact, keep both hands on the steering wheel in an effort to keep control of the beast. :P

Regards

Sapph

[vernon]

sometimes i'm a cr*p driver ( is cr*p on the word list for words which get a "*" ?)
Yep, i have once or twice done something stupid, only had one quasi accdient...and that wasn't my fault...it was the car..cough
i *think* i can drive fast really cool, but i *know* i can't control something like a kid running out..so prolly bettter to drive safe :P
Lady drivers are useless! ...but so...male drivers are just as useless too!

wait sorry i'm lost..what was the question agen?

[Scooby]

These came round on email at work about 12 months last Easter or thereabouts. Someone made the joke about the top one being a member of staffs driving ability (male) and that went around on the email too which then upset him and he filed a complaint.

I go out with the test drivers every now and again and last year I was fortunate enough to be able to be a passenger in the new V12 Aston Martin Vanquish. It was pure bliss, they cranked that car up to 180mph but they recon it could do allot more.

We had its predecessor - the Aston Martin Vantage V8 - shipped to a place called Brody's of Britain and they souped this car up to 1000 bhp. Just awsome it went out to the UAE to a very special customer out there. Seen the photos of the finished product.

Its great when you can go out with the test drivers and of course when you can go out onto the test track behind the wheel. Not a feeling in the world and no hidden GATSO's behind trees either.

Thats the beauty of my job it allows me to drive wonderful cars and put them through their paces legally as well as meeting a diverse and fasinating array of people from all walks of life.

Am I am good driver ? I dunno, ask the guy who's driving behind me !

[Scooby]

By the way seen a new Vauxhall (don't ever buy one) ********tra oopps I mean Vectra completely trashed on one of the test tracks by an experienced test driver he thought it was a dog of a car and I noticed that Top Gear was giving it a real hammering the other night. They put it in the category of the worst cars on the road came in at number three with the Nissan Sunny number 1.

Then there was that new Mercedes A class that fell over when it went around corners and that was only doing less than 30mph when it did that. Major fault put the launch date back months not to mention all the bad publicity.

[tristar]

I had the Astra....notice the HAD bit :hihi: got rid and now have picasso...lully car, best I've had yet. :P :P

Tri :D

[Beth]

hope you all noticed how I have stayed out of this one!!

Matthew, what have you started??? :P

[vernon]

hehe...
beth said in a post she has not posted here...is that ironical
cough squirt wibble ( i threw the squirt in for a bit of "edge" ..like dangermouse)
i saw part of something called dead ringers yesterday and it was funny.

[Scooby]

Actually in point of fact Beth I remember well your worries about Horsefans and the motorbike incident, which you raised concerns about safety, so I am not the least bit surprised that you did decide to duck out of this one.

I am not too enamoured with the women drivers on the school runs though - thats all I will say on the subject.

[goosegirl]

CARS AND MOTORCYCLES DO NOT CAUSE ACCIDENTS.

PEOPLE DO.

It is just as important to be able to drive slowly and in control , as it is important to be able to use speed when needed to avoid a situation.

me? full motorcyle licence, 22yrs and no accidents. I have never caused any neither.

I've never learnt to ride a push bike , and to the die hards YES I know the way to Donington.

me gone.

[muckshifter]

Womens car park. :o

[sapphirelily10]

Yes, but Muckshifter...

.....but who caused it to look like that.....do you see the male driver in the middle that caused the mayhem? :P

Sapph

[mrunhappy]

*GREETINGS GOOSEGIRL*

Yes you are correct,cars and motorbikes dont kill people
only the people do that.

It is only a machine which does as you ask of it.
There are too many younger people on the roads
who think they know it all.

In my town it is a nightmare with the boy racers
goading you.
I generally ignore them because i know they will
beat me only because they are madder and willing
to take stupid risks.

I still occasionally have a mad streak but only when
missus is safely at home.

I had a motorbike a few years ago and it was great
fun to ride but it had to go.

[kevinp]

Sapphy,

I can't see the male driver :P

Time of an eye test maybe? ( for me that is, of course :lol: )

Kevin

[sapphirelily10]

HE'S the one in the unscathed white estate....whilst mayhem and carnage are all around him.

Naturally :P

Can you see him now? :lol:

Sapphy

[kevinp]

White escort, yeah right. :D

I guess it is me that needs my eyes testing :D

Kevin

[sapphirelily10]

Kevin :D

Undoubtedly.

Glad you see things my way :lol:

sapph

[sapphirelily10]

:lol: :P
April :lol:


Sapph