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kevinp
22-07-03, 07:27 AM
A friend of mine emailed me this.

“Can you imagine working for a company that has little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
3 have done time for assault.
71 cannot get credit cards due to bad debt.
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess which organization this is? “ :unsure:

I know the answer; wonder if any of you can guess the name of this organization.

I’ll post the answer if nobody figures it out. ;)

Kevin :)
muckshifter
22-07-03, 07:32 AM
The Government. ;)
kevinp
22-07-03, 08:10 AM
no :D
Annabel
22-07-03, 09:58 AM
Is it a UK PLC or foreign one.??

my bet is its a dodgy kitchen fitting/ double glazing company....
Beth
22-07-03, 10:08 AM
I think it could be any company any where.....as in the one we work in or you work in!

I bet it would average out like like in all jobs and companies all over the country!!
hollygolightly
22-07-03, 11:06 AM
I was going to say Police too.

:huh:
Annabel
22-07-03, 12:00 PM
cant be police, not enough employees, but it would make sense!!!
hollygolightly
22-07-03, 12:10 PM
The Prison Service? ;)

The CPS? ;)
Annabel
22-07-03, 01:36 PM
can i have another guess, is it 'the accident group' - the ones that went bust????
hollygolightly
22-07-03, 02:20 PM
MI5? ;) :huh: :lol:
Mistyeyeddreamer
22-07-03, 02:42 PM
I'm sure I've seen that before. Is it something like the US senate or house of representatives?

Misty
tristar
22-07-03, 05:00 PM
I would say that they are all employees at the whitehouse :lol:

Remember Bill & Monica :lol:
kevinp
22-07-03, 10:25 PM
Hi all,

Misty take a gold star

“The answer is the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws every year designed to keep the Americans in line.”

God bless America. :hihi: :hihi:

Kevin
Annabel
22-07-03, 10:31 PM
:D :lol: :rolleyes:

he he he

got any more of those kevin??
Mistyeyeddreamer
23-07-03, 11:01 AM
Thanks :) Although I'm sure if we dug deep enough we'd find similar statistics on our own polititicians :(

Misty
kevinp
24-07-03, 12:30 AM
Annabel,

Sorry I don't but like Misty said I'm sure if somebody dug deep enough... :ph34r:

:P :) :lol:

Kevin