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vernon
05-07-03, 12:17 AM
i read this on moby.com ... so i thought i'd mention it in the did you see section.


Google Search
7/3/2003 - Tarvisio

ha ha.
you type 'weapons mass destruction' in google, then hit the 'im feeling lucky' button and you get:

These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them.
Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations.
On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error Iraqi Explorer

Beth
05-07-03, 05:21 PM
didnt Jeannie already start this thread Vern?!?!

I dont know, tsk trying to steal the glory!! http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

it is funny though!

tristar
06-07-03, 08:00 PM
I think you may be right Beth http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

It must be good http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif will have to give it a go http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Tri http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

vernon
11-07-03, 11:49 PM
Ohh sorry...was it already posted?...sorry jeanie...i do look at some posts.
I was accused of thunderstealing? *fragile pride falls off table, onto floor*

I don't remember posting in this section, coz i think this is the first time i have been in this section...i think...i posted another moby style thing - "www.theonion.com"
Funny if you look like me, chances are thats been mentioned before too..still funny.

AhhhcHoo!

vernon
11-07-03, 11:52 PM
HAA! ..i even wrote at the top it was in "did you see" section...so how on earth did it move itself hair..pohew ...iono...i think it was devine intervention!