mrunhappy
14-06-03, 02:13 AM
http://www.nfh.org.uk/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad2.gif ON MY WAY HOME TONITE I GOT PULLED IN TO A LAYBY BY OUR LOCAL
CONSTABULARY.I GOT OUT OF MY CAR AND THE FIRST THING THE COPPER SAID TO ME WAS,HAVE YOU HAD A DRINK TONIGHT SIR.I GOT RIGHT UP CLOSE
TO HIM AND SAID NO,BUT I HAVE GOT 8 CANS OF LAGER IN THE BACK AND A
BOTTLE OF WINE FOR ME WOMAN.THEY THEN LOOKED AROUND MY CAR, THEY CHECKED THE TYRES THE TAX DISC FOR VALIDITY THEY HAD A GOOD OLD NOSE AROUND AND COULD NOT FIND ANYTHING WRONG.THEN THEY HAD THE CHEEK TO SAY HAVE A GOOD EVENING SIR.
WHY ARE THEY STOPPING MOTORISTS.I SHALL TELL YOU.
THE CAR DRIVER IN THIS COUNTRY IS AN EASY TARGET TO GAIN EXTRA REVENUE FROM.YOU HAVE TO BE SO CAREFULL WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING THESE
DAYS WHAT WITH SPEED CAMERAS AND OTHER SPEED PREVENTATIVE MEASURES.THE CAMERAS ARE NOW EVERYWHERE,YOU NOW HAVE TO BE ON THE
LOOKOUT FOR THEM.
DRIVING IS NO LONGER A PLEASURE IN LIFE, IT HAS BECOME A SIN.
I AM NOW PLEASANTLY DRUNK ON MY 8 CANS AND MY MISSUS IS GETTING THERE.CAR IS LOCKED UP IN GARAGE AND WONT BE DRIVEN TILL 3PM.
THE NEXT DAY.
WHAT REALLY ANNOYS ME IS WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LOOKOUT FOR REAL
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CONSTABULARY.I GOT OUT OF MY CAR AND THE FIRST THING THE COPPER SAID TO ME WAS,HAVE YOU HAD A DRINK TONIGHT SIR.I GOT RIGHT UP CLOSE
TO HIM AND SAID NO,BUT I HAVE GOT 8 CANS OF LAGER IN THE BACK AND A
BOTTLE OF WINE FOR ME WOMAN.THEY THEN LOOKED AROUND MY CAR, THEY CHECKED THE TYRES THE TAX DISC FOR VALIDITY THEY HAD A GOOD OLD NOSE AROUND AND COULD NOT FIND ANYTHING WRONG.THEN THEY HAD THE CHEEK TO SAY HAVE A GOOD EVENING SIR.
WHY ARE THEY STOPPING MOTORISTS.I SHALL TELL YOU.
THE CAR DRIVER IN THIS COUNTRY IS AN EASY TARGET TO GAIN EXTRA REVENUE FROM.YOU HAVE TO BE SO CAREFULL WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING THESE
DAYS WHAT WITH SPEED CAMERAS AND OTHER SPEED PREVENTATIVE MEASURES.THE CAMERAS ARE NOW EVERYWHERE,YOU NOW HAVE TO BE ON THE
LOOKOUT FOR THEM.
DRIVING IS NO LONGER A PLEASURE IN LIFE, IT HAS BECOME A SIN.
I AM NOW PLEASANTLY DRUNK ON MY 8 CANS AND MY MISSUS IS GETTING THERE.CAR IS LOCKED UP IN GARAGE AND WONT BE DRIVEN TILL 3PM.
THE NEXT DAY.
WHAT REALLY ANNOYS ME IS WHY ARE THEY NOT ON THE LOOKOUT FOR REAL
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